PETA to Stage Soft-Core Bed-In Downtown Tomorrow. Bring Your Cameras.

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I'm hesitant to tease a PETA protest scheduled to take place at 11 a.m. tomorrow at Akard and Main only because all the other ones have been so underwhelming. (So much so I forgot till using what passes for our search engine that PETA was just at the same spot in August.) Anyway. This is what today's press release promises: "NEARLY NAKED PETA COUPLE BEDS DOWN IN DALLAS." That's their caps-lock, not mine. From the release:
Wearing nothing but underwear during a display of passion that's bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA members will passionately make out in a bed that will be set up on a street in downtown Dallas. While the not-so-discreet couple is getting it on beneath a banner that reads, "Vegans Make Better Lovers," PETA members will hand out copies of the group's vegetarian/vegan starter kit to gaping passersby. PETA wants people to know that they can do themselves -- and animals -- a big favor by going vegan. ...

"What could be more of a turn-on than snuggling up to someone who's both passionate and compassionate?" asks PETA's Tracy Patton. "It's veggie burgers in the kitchen for a whopper in the bedroom!"
May need to workshop that. Still, I have to say that from the looks of this account out of Shreveport yesterday, this one has promise. I wonder if they'll perform what John Crawford calls the "Downtown Dallas 360." Note to self: May need to workshop that.
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footmeetA$$
footmeetA$$

She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone...

ObserverFan
ObserverFan

Wonder if they'll incorporate vegetables into this display somehow.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Ive heard Cucumbers would work well, at least that what the first 3 videos that popped up under the vegetable category I was searching

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

They're vegans?  But I see a sausage in that picture.  Oh, no wait, he's just happy to see her.

Rhinosaur
Rhinosaur

Checklist for tomorrow:1) Grab bucket2) Drive-thru Pappas BBQ, fill bucket with shredded beef3) Drive by PETA couple4) Shout "Public sex is murder," empty bucket onto couple5) Laugh maniacally

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

thinking of picking up a cooked whole hog, grab my folding chair, a thermos of coffee and wear my coonskin hat with my rabbit fur coat and alligator boots, and head and down and watch.  Am I allowed to tell peta how i love eating animals w/o being attacked?

Rangers100
Rangers100

I'd love to see a fight between PETA and the Twelve Tribes of Israel dudes over the right to each's favorite corner (SE corner of Main & Akard). 

Sa
Sa

I'd pay money to see that.  Well, a couple of $ anyway.

Femi-Nazi
Femi-Nazi

It's so interesting to me that PETA feels it has to objectify women in order to "save" animals. The dignity of female pigs/ cows/ chickens/ etc seem to trump the dignity of female humans.

Adamjerk27
Adamjerk27

there's also a man in this demonstration.

Evri
Evri

sex sells

fangs
fangs

I think a pair of fine fur coats would warm them up.

Monica
Monica

Oh boy.  I anticipate several people getting super offended at seeing people making out on a bed in public.  Another point: won't they be cold?? 

NewsDog
NewsDog

It's supposed to be light rain and upper '30s. 

I'm betting the plan will suddenly change. 

matt
matt

Shouldnt the gaping be about the couple and no the passersby?

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