Rick Perry Thinks He's Just Like Rocky Balboa, and Not Because They're Both Brain Injured

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If you gave me 100 tries to guess how Rick Perry is similar to Rocky and Babe Ruth, I don't think I'd come up with "Champion." But there it is, in all its strings-and-keys glory. Soak up the magic while the YouTube channel still exists.


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ts
ts

If you took a drink every time you spotted a cliche in that add, you would have to get your stomach pumped to save your life.

Steve T
Steve T

What a load of crap.

Anon
Anon

pretty sure he's using the terms "managed" and "created" incorrectly.

I also don't think there was a single non-white person in that ad. coincidence?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

His wheelhouse is ultra-conservative South Carolinans--that and minorities are like oil and water.

Montemalone
Montemalone

Every time I see and, especially, hear that turd, I get a nauseous feeling and want to hit something.

Facebook User
Facebook User

FYI: Perry didn't create a million jobs, the business people in Texas created the jobs. I personally created 30 new jobs last year and I will create at least that many this year. Politicians like to take credit for job creation, but their only hope is to get out of our way.

Rangers100
Rangers100

Did you build the roads to your building?  Did you fund and operate the police and military and legal systems allowing you to create these jobs?   Did you back the school loans some of those workers no doubt used to make themselves employable?  

You don't live in a vacuum, dude.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

"You don't live in a vacuum, dude"

That's hilarious coming from you, bubble boy.

Advanced African Mango
Advanced African Mango

The smartes thing for hispanics is to vote for Ron Paul who stands for civil liberties and an end to empty necon rhetoric against muslims. 

Rangers100
Rangers100

Surely some kooky old white man knows what is best for them.

Anon
Anon

why would they vote for him? he wants to deport them. he doesn't believe in birthright, which is the basis for their citizenship (in many cases).

Sa
Sa

But when he finally gives up, who are we gonna make fun of?  None of the other candidates have even half the amusement value!

Montemalone
Montemalone

SantorumSantorumSantorum

Now, check your shorts.

Guy Reynolds
Guy Reynolds

Should've used Tebow in there somewhere

Guest
Guest

Couldn't afford Tebow, so he got his minority, non-union equivalent.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Senor Spielbergo directed it? Excelente!

Fritz
Fritz

Great Simpson reference!

Jack E. Jett
Jack E. Jett

The biggest tool Texas ever created....but more fun to watch than Anna Nicole. 

Matthew McGarity
Matthew McGarity

(booming voice) Commander-in-chief (switch to cough-whisper) of 20,000 troops.

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