Perry's Down, But, Apparently, Not Out

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Below we noted that after his dismal showing in Iowa last night, Governor Rick Perry went back to Austin to pray and fast -- so sad. But minutes ago he tweeted this magnificent photo, accompanied by the note: "And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!!!" Whew. And the goose continues to lay golden eggs.
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Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

Mighty fine pair of nut hugger shorts he has on.

Karl
Karl

I think The Coyote took the picture just seconds before Governor Good Hair pulled a .50 caliber handgun from his tights and blew the poor creature's head into the next millennium. That's one cruel MoFo - but, at least he put his cheerleader shorts on over the tights - didn't need to see the package.

The Credible Hulk
The Credible Hulk

Came for the "Adios, Mo-Fo" reference...

leaving partially satisfied...

Adios, Mo-F...... awwww, forget it.

santafedal
santafedal

Now this is a good pic og the guv 

Guest
Guest

Don't worry, we'll only have to lay off the equivalent of 10 DPS troopers or so to balance the taxpayer money going to provide security for our absentee governor.

Casual Observer
Casual Observer

How much longer do the citizens of Texas have to pay for Perry's folly?

Bob
Bob

Broderick Crawford should play Rick Perry when the movie comes out.

Don't Call Us...
Don't Call Us...

Sadly, Broderick Crawford has passed. I think you meant Joan Crawford.

Bob
Bob

I meant Broderick Crawford who played Governor Willie Stark in "All the Kings Men." But I like the idea of Joan Crawford.

Granny
Granny

He's dead, too. Who's next?

cynical old bastard
cynical old bastard

Might be too late:

Broderick Crawford (December 9, 1911 – April 26, 1986) was an Academy Award-winning American stage, film, radio and TV actor, often cast in tough-guy roles and best known for his starring role in the television series "Highway Patrol."

Borborygmus
Borborygmus

LUCKY USFear not, intrepid readers, Rick’s going nowhere,His term’s until ‘15, he’s stayin’ right hereAs governor, should his run for President fail.He’ll still be in Austin, shaking his tailWith his posse of former goverment employeesNow lobbyists for the tax-subsidized industries.And even better, with nothing to do on the docketHe’ll have more time to jog with that gun in his pocket.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...it goes through Austin too.

Kace Phillips
Kace Phillips

What's funny is that 90% of his pictures posted to Twitter are of him on jogs. Shouldn't he be doing something more productive, like studying departments of govt?

Kevin Hough
Kevin Hough

Spot on...he should be learning about finances..and how to NOT rent a mansion for $ 10K a month while the real mansion is getting a re-do !

Phelps
Phelps

Yeah, if he really wants to compete with this president he'll need to play a lot more golf.

Montemalone
Montemalone

I think it has something to do with him always running from the truth.

Robert
Robert

Where does Rick hide his .380 in that outfit?  Never mind I really don't want to know.

darrd
darrd

So now that Michelle has dropped out, that puts Rick on the bottom...........................

(insert your own joke here)

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Well as if he hadnt embarrased himself and texas enough, this next stop should ensure he never gets re-elected back here in Texas again.

The Derelict
The Derelict

the only dumber white people on earth live in South Carolina so he has a fighting chance.  god help us.

Johnny Blaze
Johnny Blaze

Why the need to constantly put down Perry for praying to God?  YOU are the sad and pathetic little man, Mr. Wilonsky.

Sliceofpeach
Sliceofpeach

He doesn't pray, he just says that to get votes. 

Montemalone
Montemalone

Oh poo!

Perry believes about as much as I do. He is the most repugnant type of hypocrite.

Bill Holston
Bill Holston

not sad, pathetic and definitely not little. Bob's good folks. 

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

johnny's a proud mlm'er and Ag to top it off, we all must be sad pathetic little men, because Im sure no matter whose side you are on, Johnny, you, I or whoever have done exactly what Johny claims Big Bob did.  oh well

Robert Wilonsky
Robert Wilonsky

Well, to be honest, I didn't mean the prayer and fasting part was sad, just his showing in Iowa. But you're probably right anyway.

Montemalone
Montemalone

Do you think Anita noticed he swiped a pair of her tights?

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

They may be into that sort of thing. 

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

looks like he's lost control of his hair.

MattL1
MattL1

NOOOOO!!!!!!!  HIS HAIR IS MESSED UP!!!!!!!!

I honestly didn't think that was possible.  He has now lost my vote.

Mister_Mean
Mister_Mean

Well the good news is that it is not a wig.

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