Pants? They Don't Need No Stinkin' Pants to Ride Dallas Area Rapid Transit Light Rail.


I'd forgotten all about Dylan Hollingsworth's shoulda-been classic photo taken in January 2010, during what turned out to be the First Annual No Pants! Ride on Dallas Area Rapid Transit light rail. Then a Friend of Unfair Park shot me this video from yesterday's third-annual balls-out trip on a train. Batman's nuts.
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Perry Moore
Perry Moore

Maybe, 20 years ago, when my legs didn't look so much like baseball bats with cartography on them. Then again, nobody would be staring at the maps anyway.

cp
cp

Shittiest. Video. Ever. Made.

Oh and the production value sucked too...

Amber
Amber

All I gotta say to your shit is, HATERS GONNA HATE. I was there, those are my friends, and we had an awesome fucking time. Sorry you're angry you missed out. Hope you had fun judging from behind your computer screen though, sounds like a blast.

WhiteLibtardGoAway
WhiteLibtardGoAway

White libtard go away

Amber
Amber

Hahaha not white and not liberal. Thanks for the racist assumption though (:

cp
cp

Or in the very least, go back to class at El Centro...

Diane Birdwell
Diane Birdwell

Am I the only one who has nightmares about this happening? You know, you are at work, or whatever, and suddenly, you realize you forgot to put on your pants? I thought the point of the nightmare would be how awful I would look--and I was right....

Parisrec
Parisrec

I hope they all waxed first...

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

What about the kids, didnt this in some way scar some children riding the train who had to ask their uptight parents why all these wierdos were not wearing pant

Naaa
Naaa

Was self expression always been so trite?

3Horn
3Horn

It wasn't really meant to be "self expression", it was meant to be fun.

Joe
Joe

I got over thinking that not wearing pants was "fun" when I turned seven. Pardon us for actually thinking "fun" for adults might actually be sophisticated and clever. 

deadhookerzforCraigJames'12
deadhookerzforCraigJames'12

So, does this mean that during those, sweltering summer months, I can walk around with me pants off and if questioned by, THE MAN, concerning my pants-less-ness I can tell em it's the "First Annual No Pants! Walk, Run your Errands, and other such shite Day!"??? I promise i'll wear some thick-rimmed ironic glasses...really I do!

JS
JS

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Masane Deviant Artist
Masane Deviant Artist

Wow rude much. Some of women these days have issues due to asshats like you. Why have a stick chick when you can have more cushion fyi

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

when did it become cool to be fat, oh thats right, its cool the minute you become fat.  What the eff has happened to society. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

I wasn't gonna go down that road; but, some them folks need to walk more?  Sir.

ps-the one on the far right looks like an oompa loompa lumberjack-sir? 

Craigley
Craigley

This is how ugly fat people hook up with each other.

Their fat serves a purpose as much as the ugly does.

Masane Deviant Artist
Masane Deviant Artist

Nothing but troll haters on here who are so prude and are probably not so great looking as well.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

prude or not, Its not cute or fun to see a bunch of people running around town pantless,  

3Horn
3Horn

You might call them "fat" or "ugly", but one thing is for sure, they're braver than you.

Diane Birdwell
Diane Birdwell

Nothing "brave" about this. Soldiers are brave. These are idiots.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

When i got arrested, the cops destroyed the pics so no one would get sick.  Seriously though, who hasn't gone somewhere EXTREMELY remote (Platuro, Colorado or Padre south of Corpus), gone camping and got nekkid by the campfire? 

3Horn
3Horn

Pics or it didn't happen.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

They are? I ran down Main Street yesterday, my balls a "swangin" to and fro, and my butt jigglin' like a can full of bacon grease-sir. 

3Horn
3Horn

And we can take your advice because you're obviously a perfect specimen, oh faceless one.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Trust me I kow JS, and he is damn near perfect....rippling muscles, book smart and helps little kitties!

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

You are a hipster if'n you wear red pants and your boots have a zipper on em. 

Randomthot
Randomthot

There are always people riding the train without pants on the orange line from White Rock. Why is this so special? 

Oh because some clever white people decided to do it.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Yuck!  Watch out, Craig James kills hipsters.

MushMouth1
MushMouth1

Damn it! Now I have to vote for him.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

That's one hell of a paradox you just brought up.

Paul
Paul

It is a pun in response to your question about a paradox is.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Dea Paul,  Is this comment in reference to CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 DEAD HOOKERS AT SMU?  Sir?

Paul
Paul

That would be, for example, a surgeon and an internist ... 8-D

Craigley
Craigley

Why are hipsters so ugly an unkempt?

Masane Deviant Artist
Masane Deviant Artist

Post a pic of yourself and we will judge you. But oh wait we are not so filled with rage rofl

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

note to self: next year don't leave bus fare at home in pants pocket

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