Rudy got to this
before I could, but no matter: What you see above was made for the Dallas Citizens Council, which had a dinner this week to which I am sure Schutze's invite was lost in the mail. Long story short: Dallas is kickin' ass. We have "attitude." We're "aggressive." We're all about "achievement." Mayor Mike, seen above, now gives you permission to pass out the fist bumps.
At least this video doesn't have a voiceover that makes me want to order an A.1.® Thick & Hearty Burger
. And speaking of: On the other side is YouPlusDallas's behind-the-scenes video in which the Commerce Street gang explains those horses in the DCVB's new promo. Aw, illusion shattered.