Rick Perry Is (Quite Literally) an Ass

By Joe Tone Thu., Dec. 8 2011 at 11:30 AM

Yesterday, during my occasional and futile shift on the Rick Perry firing squad, I unloaded most of my ammunition on Perry's impossibly ignorant rant about Obama's plan to protect gay people overseas -- an act Perry deemed as an attack on "traditional American values."

By the time I finished firing, I had left only limp rubber bullets for what could have been my main target to begin with: the by-now ubiquitous "Strong" ad that Perry's campaign posted to YouTube this week, in which he basically attacks his country's gay soldiers. The video has spawned some worthy parodies, both of which follow, along with the original. Try to enjoy them if you can. I'll be under my desk reloading.

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Axehammer137

Wow! You can almost smell the shit that comes out of that ASSHOLE in the third clip!

Portiaperu

,Dear Texas,

Sorry Mr. Perry is all yours. Take him back, soon please.

I apologize for Mr. Romney, as I'm a Northeast liberal from the state of MA.

He should go back to Michigan where he originated - he never liked MA and we don't like him.

Thank you.Northeast LiberalMassachusetts

MattL1

I hear you. I have lived under both administrations.

T-Bone

"vaginal penetrations"

Gosh, I never get tired of hearing that....

Branden Helms

I'm going to shoehorn that into a pickup line.

Jack E. Jett

Hey...sorry about fucking up the economy. I'll call off the War Drones on Christmas and as the second video suggest, I will participate in more "god fearing vaginal penetrations" in the near future.

Brett_Cottrell

Rick Perry declares war on Gingrich by declaring war on gays. At first I thought I was missing something, then I realized, Perry's just a bigot.

http://brettcottrell.blogspot....

Urban Observer

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Downtown_worker

I'm so disappointed that the national media is giving Rick Perry a pass and not calling him out for attacking the troops. Our men and women in uniform have always been off-limits!

RTGolden

Joe actually gets paid to post other people's work?

Tone's Taint

Dang Joe, youve given up, just mailing it in, kind of like you gav up on me, I need a trim. This You tube posting is Whittish, and we know where that landed him, a lifeless blog where no one goes to read. Watch it Tone