Is That a Gun Under Your Dress, Sir? Because We Know Those Are Panties On Your Head.

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What do you need to know about this video sent out by the Dallas Police Department? Well, let's see. The stick-em-up in question took place yesterday at around 5:25 in the morning at the Exxon TigerMart at 2503 Lemmon, which is right off of N. Central Expressway. And, per the DPD:
The suspect is seen entering the store wearing what appears to be a black and white flower dress with white boots. His face is also covered with what appears to be under garments. He demands money from the cashier and a patron while holding what could possibly be a gun under the dress. He then flees the store in an unknown direction. The suspect is described as a white male, 5'05" and weighing 145 lbs.
If you know this guy, call the DPD Robbery Unit at (214) 671-3464. Then, call everyone else you know.
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mode für mollige damen
mode für mollige damen

That was weird, why not wear a bonnet? Hmp, I think I will be on a stage of laughing instead of being scared seeing that man. 

costumes
costumes

That man wastotally invading. He looks like as if he was scary. I think he will look moreof scary if he used a Halloween costume and beg. I can't imagine him wearingthose panties on his head.

iblobar
iblobar

Seems to me the guy is an ex I knew at one time,,,Dan Higgens, is that you???  Or it could be another jerk,,Eric Lean is that you?  lol

Mister_Mean
Mister_Mean

Is this what your mother referred to about wearing clean underwear?

Pio del Castillo
Pio del Castillo

seems like he said "thank you" after he got the money...

Rawlins
Rawlins

 No matter how it Depends, this 'saggin's turned upside down so I wanta see this pantywaist waste away in Lew Sterritt.

pencil
pencil

Manuel's next stop the Village Station.

Imnocleaver
Imnocleaver

Hope he knows to switch to a nice black boot after Labor Day.  We do have standards.

Diane Birdwell
Diane Birdwell

I grew up in the Oak Lawn. Somehow, this is not surprising...

Montemalone
Montemalone

That's not a gun.

And I think he's just trying to set up an insanity defense for the inevitable trial.

Brandon Gormont
Brandon Gormont

hide your snacks, hide your cigs? i smell a Convenience store intruder song in the works.

scottindallas
scottindallas

This might be a terribly ironic prologue.  I don't know if they'll give him a dress to wear in prison, but a 5'5" 145lb male, might as well wear one. 

Me
Me

You seem to be in the know...Is that a personnal experience?

Bigdtootall
Bigdtootall

I don't know who he is but I think those panties are my wife's! He should split the spoils with me, right?

Nick R.
Nick R.

"His face is also covered with what appears to be under garments." is the best per DPD line of the year.

Bobby Metzinger
Bobby Metzinger

There are at least 10-15 homeless people there on any given hour of any given day. It's like they swarm upon you when you're filling up. I'd just take the damn thing out and spray them with gasoline if it wasn't $3.50 a gallon. 

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt

Maybe they should ask any one of the half dozen or so "bums" that try and get my change for busfare every time I stop there for gas. Worst gas station in Dallas, by far.

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