Dallas, You Ignorant Slut: OKCupid Says We're America's Sixth-Most Promiscuous City

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That there is the photo CBS News used to illustrate Dallas's promiscuity, which made me think that it was all our our honky-tonkin' that makes us America's sixth-sluttiest city. But in the description alongside that photo, CBS notes our high concentration of Fortune 500 companies, which made me think that maybe the Texas Instruments guys are driving around picking up the AT&T gals and taking them out honky-tonkin', which was leading to all sorts of executive-level boning.

But no. It's much simpler. Apparently OKCupid, the JDate of sluts, ran the numbers to determine which cities have "the highest percentage of 'casual sex seekers.'" Dallas came in sixth, behind San Francisco, Miami, Seattle and Portland, the sluttiest city of all. Oh, and Pittsburgh beat us too, but that was apparently due to a data anomaly that statisticians call "Ben Roethlisberger."

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roadsidecouch
roadsidecouch

Oh come on!  The Dallas sluts I know can do better than 6th!  Our sluts are world class and I would stack them against sluts from any city.And what other cities have nekid bare breasted NAZI chicks hanging around like at our state fairgrounds?

Pazenlavida
Pazenlavida

nice to know that I'm not alone in my promiscuity. 

dfwrez
dfwrez

If they looked at my track record, we'd be dead last.  LOL

Rooster
Rooster

**Packing bags and moving to San Francisco, Miami, Seattle and Portland....**

CheeryBitch
CheeryBitch

Figures that pic was taken in Dallas (I'm assuming). No self-respecting cowboy or cowgirl would wear that.

LaceyB
LaceyB

okcupid is such a crazy site for being free. The real winner of this contest is a tie: Walgreens on McKinney and/or CityDoc Uptown for the "night before/morning after". Didn't you come to us from SF, Joe? Do you feel more...prudish, acc to this list?

Yep!
Yep!

Thanks to "Most Eligible Dallas" we can now celebrate our slutiness on a whole new level!

TimCov
TimCov

C'mon Dallas. We can do better than this. Let's shoot for number one!

Pazenlavida
Pazenlavida

Really, though, I'd like to take a look at their data and their research method. I'd also like to know what factors they used to determine that people seeking casual sex really are "promiscuous." Checking something on a profile does not mean they'll follow through. 

Joe Tone
Joe Tone

Well, I grew up near SF, but in the South Bay, where everyone is too busy inventing Facebook to have sex. And I actually came here from Kansas City, where sex is actually outlawed, unless it's with a member of the Kansas City Chiefs and/or done inside Arthur Bryant's.

Buckeye
Buckeye

Yeah, but I reckon Dallas women are on average 10x better looking than those from SF, Portland, Seattle, Miami and Pittsburgh.  So if you use some kind of formula or something to take that into account, Dallas is champion by a mile.

Bill T.
Bill T.

My thought too. I suspect any pretensions at rigor are exactly that, pretensions.

scottindallas
scottindallas

Seems Austin, Denton and San Marcos are far sluttier.  I'm sure many college towns would also blow these numbers out of the water.  

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