You Want a Key to the City? Here You Go.

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Remember when Dwaine Caraway gave Michael Vick a key to the city of Dallas and everyone got outraged and then-Mayor Tom Leppert had the city clamp down on who had access to the prize closet and Caraway said but look, man, I did it for the children? Yeah. Good times. Only, see, it's not hard to get a key to the city -- and one of the nice ones too. Right now, matter of fact, all you need's, like, 10 bucks. I believe this one's Archie's.
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Bettyculbreath
Bettyculbreath

I'm sure when Martha Stewart comes to Town,a convicted felon, will all so receive one.Archie nor Arthur have never been arrested or charged with any crime,Archie could very well have one he qualifies. Hope commas are in correct places.

Clancey
Clancey

I got the combination to the City,  was told not to get too excited.

They were having it changed first thing in the morning.

OJ_Simpson
OJ_Simpson

Guys, I have a ton of these if y'all want to buy 'em.

pak152
pak152

dang it's up to  $20

Rooster
Rooster

I think I'm going to buy it and give it Plaxico Burress.  You really can't have enough convicted felons with keys to your city....

Oh....and I'd make sure I did it for the chirdren, too.

jamal
jamal

They have to play (or have played) for teams we hate too, so you've got that going for you as well.

Lebron and D-Whistle are next.

Pat Boyack
Pat Boyack

"This authentic Key to the City would be a great display piece, collectible or paper weight!"

I'm going with paper weight.

jstjohn83
jstjohn83

I wish there was a buy it now option

Admonkey
Admonkey

Isn't "buy it now" how the keys are usually handed out?

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