How Much Does Ohio Gov. John Kasich Still Hate LeBron James? This Much.

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry has The Response. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has The Resolution. Here's the press release declaring Your Dallas Mavericks and the rest of us "Honorary Ohioans" tomorrow. And here's the signed doc, suitable for framing.

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Thumbs_McGee
Thumbs_McGee

All you fire fighters and cops better hope you dont lose your job tomorrow.

Buckeye
Buckeye

This is the happiest day of my life.

LaceyB
LaceyB

I always wanted dual citizenship with another, uh, state? Still waiting on my honorary citizenship to someplace WAY COOLER. Amsterdam, perhaps?

Ellum08
Ellum08

As if my day couldn't get any better.

dallasmay
dallasmay

What a great idea. We should send out "honorary Dallasite" certificates to all kinds of people and then follow it up with a tax due bill.

Bobby Metzinger
Bobby Metzinger

This is hilarious. I was just in Cleveland two weeks ago for a wedding and all the people I met there were like "F__ Lebron" and "Beat the Shit out of the Heat!" Just mentioning I was from Dallas was enough to take these Cuyahoga River Rats over the edge. 

Tad Banyon
Tad Banyon

I am a fan and friend of the Mavs.What exactly are these privileges and honors I am now entitled to as an honorary Ohioan?

Ed D.
Ed D.

Do we celebrate by lighting the river on fire?

Tad Banyon
Tad Banyon

Careful now. We're probably already closer to LeBron having a key to the city than we realize

Montemalone
Montemalone

No. but it's okay to cry Boehner tears of joy!

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