While we're on the subject of TV shows I actually watch
, I'll share with you the contents of a press release that just landed in the Unfair Park in-box. During the Super Bowl Weekend, something called Style Icon will be setting up "a two-day celebrity luxury lounge" at the Crescent Hotel
, which they promise to pack full o' "celebrities, athletes and tastemakers." Night before it officially opens there's a VIP kick-off party. Website says "Host to be announced," and it just was: Modern Family
's Sofia Vergara, who I would not recommend Google Image searching
. Says Style Icon CEO Andre Wilson
in the press release, "We are thrilled to have Sofia Vergara as our host for this exciting weekend." Why, yes, yes we are.