Local Prophet Explains Those Dead Birds

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A good Friend of Unfair Park sends along a video presently making the rounds in which Red Oak's own Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed "respected prophet," says there's a very good explanation for why those 5,000 birds died in Arkansas on New Year's Eve. And, no, it had nothing to do with a loud noise. Sorry, science. Instead, says Jacobs, it was the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Let's talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We're going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas' name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we've had the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.
Jacobs, for those unfamiliar with her work, is best known as the "gay demon" exorcist courtesy her cameo on Rachel Maddow's show over the summer. Still, I prefer Less Than Zero author Bret Easton Ellis's explanation for the dead birds myself.
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It Girl
It Girl

So, the post means those dead birds has relation with homosexuality? role play

MurrayC
MurrayC

Yeeeaaaaahhhh.... Then can this "prophet" explain to me why around the world there are openly gay soldiers serving their respective countries military (ya know, America's ALLIES) and yet we haven't seen as much as a dead pigeon?

WTF
WTF

Hmmmm Cindy Jocobs self proclaimed prophet out of Red Oak, anyone remember self proclaimed prophet David *Koresh out out Waco, maybe its *Koresh dressed as a Drag Queen and back from the dead or where ever, supposedly they never found his body. Now what a twist that would be, granted like mentioned before she is right there with the Westboro Baptist Church group, maybe she runs the Texas division.

WTF
WTF

Oh look, another egocentric religious nut job that thinks all gays are terrible people, BITCH get a clue its 2011, and take your self proclaimed prophet ass out of Texas and go join the other religious nut jobs up in Kansas at the Westboro Baptist church I'm sure you would fit right in with the Phelps clan, of closed minded people and religious fanatics, and the shallowness that ensues. And take that other religious nut job Pat Robertson with you.

Some chick
Some chick

Okay numb nut. If it had to do with the repeal of DADT, why did it happen internationally as well? God I hate the overly religious

Wayne Madsen, reporter
Wayne Madsen, reporter

That was my point, it's larger than just the US. Some have suggested a shift in the poles, this has happened in the past, and has been shifting more rapidly over the last decade.

Derp
Derp

So wait...

God hates homosexuals.

Government creates policy allowing homosexuals to enter the military, as long as they don't "Come Out" as it were.

Government repeals policy and now God is mad because of it?

I am missing something here.

wayne madsen, reporter
wayne madsen, reporter

# Hundreds of dead carp in Netherlands.# Mass fish kill on Chicago lake front. Die-off of gizzard shad is "abnormal."# Over a hundred dead birds in Geyserville, California. Birds clustered off Highway 101.# Dead birds in Scottsboro, Alabama. Dead birds found in "piles."# Thousands of dead starlings in Turkey. Dead birds found on highway in Karacabey.

http://www.waynemadsenreport.c...

John
John

Perhaps Jacobs could explain why the death of those birds and the 10,000 dead fish, also in Arkansas occurred in a bible belt state? Then again, I have often wondered why tornado's are so prevalent in the bible belt. Perhaps, if Jacobs reads these comments she could enlighten us.

harveylacey
harveylacey

We all know the reason for tornado alley being one hundred and eighty degrees off from the buckle of the Bible belt, God doesn't like trailer trash either....

As for the birds, maybe God got tired of messing with Perry and Palin's minds and picked on real bird brains for once.

rachum
rachum

So how do I go about getting "Prophet" as part of my title? Whatever. She needs to go back to her day job as a telephone operator.

cynical old bastard
cynical old bastard

"self-proclaimed "respected prophet,"

Proclaim yourself, Rachum, proclaim!

Robert Wilonsky
Robert Wilonsky

She has. Many times over.

rachum
rachum

I have never made such claims. But I do now. And as Prophet Rachum, I hereby advocate the repeal of DADT and all other gay stuff. As a result, I predict a million Grackles will fall to their deaths in Texas. There. Thank me. Texas Grackle overpopulation taken care of. I see a Wiki page in my future....

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

rachum, 1st step in the process is "the look". If you want anyone to take you seriously as an "Intolerant Prophet", you gotta have the look, you know, the look that says "I'm sexually repressed and I hate everybody but I'm gonna keep this shit eating grin on my face no matter what".

rachum
rachum

No offense to those who are born out of inbreeding...but that woman's "look" is that of an inbred pedigree. Unfortunately, I don't think I can achieve that particular look, but I can probably pull off the others. Speaking of pedigrees, she looks like a cross between a Rat Terrier and a French Bulldog.

Profit Joe
Profit Joe

I was going to say it was a bunch of birds who had enough of our s&%# and killed themselves.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

So we should worship a god who sees no problems with killing off thousands of innocent birds because of a beef with humans?

Wouldn't God, you know, being God and all and having the power to do so, be a little more direct?

Or was a GPS found with the birds and we know the birds were aware they were in Arkansas and were willingly taking the risk of being spited for a convoluted point?

I blame global warming on hot air from dinguses like her, where's my media attention?

OakParkStudio
OakParkStudio

Talked with a friend who was celebrating New Years at an Uptown Bar in Dallas and he said he witnessed a similar "Grackle Kill" after the fireworks went off at Victory.

These stupid birds aren't accustomed to loud noises after dark and just go crazy flying into each other and into buildings...so this has little to do with Arkansas, Kirk Cameron, Homosexuals or 2012.

Stupid is as stupid does Miss Cindy. This sheep is just following her flock off another cliff.

cp
cp

C'Mon people, you're missing the best part of this..... Red Oak? Really?

Darryl
Darryl

I just knew there was something QUEER about those birds! Tell this whack job prophet that God just called and he blames her for Katrina.

MattL1
MattL1

Makes perfect sense to me. Her logic is unassailable.

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

So God hates gays, Catholics and birds? Got it.

Cindy Jacobs = Westboro Baptist starter-kit

Downtown_worker
Downtown_worker

Also, Cindy Jacobs' initials are C.J. which, spelled backwards, could also be an acronym for Just (batshit) Crazy.

Estimated Prophet
Estimated Prophet

Jerry Jones is still pissed off that Don Beebe stripped the ball out of Leon Lett's hand in the Super Bowl so he got drunk new years eve (dog bites man) and took his shotgun to all those birds as payback.

Rooster
Rooster

Seriously? She had a week to come up with something and this is all she could think of?

LaceyB
LaceyB

Everyone drink the red kool-aid with me. On one...two...th...

*Completely and terrifically unrelated: there is a "green hornet" tv marathon on syfy (for those who can stream) until 10pm tonight in advance of the film. Hornets...Blackbirds...they all fly.

Guest
Guest

"Therefore, you have no excuse, whoever you are, when you judge others; for in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself." - Romans 2.1

Montemalone
Montemalone

Don't try to feed them their own shite, they just spit it out.

Justin Bigelow
Justin Bigelow

When I read "local prophet" I was really hoping we were going to get a quote from the crazy black dude screaming at the corner of Main and Akard every Saturday night while his disciples video him for what is no doubt a riveting Youtube channel.

Brian Scates
Brian Scates

I've run into that guy before too - sometimes I wonder if he's on to something. He seems so convinced of whatever he's screaming!

Jay Hawk
Jay Hawk

Damn. Lost out on my "blame the gays" pool. I had Pat Robertson.

Mr. Obvious
Mr. Obvious

No, those birds were heterosexual. If God wanted to send a message to gays he'd go after the Flamingos and Cocteaus.

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