Dunno About Super Bowl Sunday Being a No-Fun Zone. But No-Fly Zone? You Betcha.

• In reality, this is to prevent pimps from parachuting fresh hookers into Arlington as the police use up the initial supplies. ;>

• But nothing about operating a hijacked, explosive filled, spike covered blimp? Good, my Superbowl plans don't have to change.

• Well there goes Jerry's ego if things can't be tethered at the EnormoDome

• No 'amphibious water operations' ?? No "tethered balloons"? Damned intrusive federal government. Or damned Super Bowl Committee and damned Cowboys. Which, around here (in the pages of the Dallas Morning News), seem to be just about the same thing.

• Where am I going to get my hang gliding animal population control flight operations training now? jeez

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