The Unfair Park in-box is now a mess, cluttered with invites to and press releases for Super Bowl shindigs -- each, just one more reason to consider moving to Farmersville till this whole thing blows over. But our music editor insists -- nay, demands
-- I share this heads-up for a February 3 "Super Weekend Kickoff Party" beginning at 9 p.m. at BlackFinn American Saloon's Addison outpost
featuring a gentleman named Mike Sorrentino
. Tickets are $15. Truth told, I've never seen an episode of Jersey Shore
. Though, to be honest, I'll gladly
take this Situation over the "Rogers Situation."