The Art of Art Conspiracy

• Thanks Crystal! BTW you should charge Wilonsky about 5k , Zach C. said he gets paid buttloads

• Thanks for the info Cabe! I will check into that. Btw...you are pretty stinkin awesome...Dennis Hopper was fantastico!

• Hey Crystal, I was in your boat for about 8 years in the website dept. I traded art for a website to be developed and from the moment it went live in 2002(?) until about 2 months ago it never got updated...ever. I couldn't afford a webmaster and no matter how many times I tried to sit down and get the basics of HTML and such in my head I always got interrupted by busy spells and would have to start over. See my head doesn't retain info like that, history and literature? Sure, like a sponge. Code or math etc ? Nope, Like one of those sticky wall walker toys it just spats against my skull and walks down my face and so on to the floor where it is left and I get an F on my algebra test. So it had my old address, old phone and old.....art on it for 8 years. Nice eh? {Begin infomercial now} (video of me in black and white wringing my hands in front of a PC monitor while it smokes for no reason and then I turn to face the camera in frustration and say "There's GOT to be an easier way!". Well THERE IS. (switch to vibrant color video) I found a nifty app on google. Called google sites. You can easily build your own, and then fricking update it too! I made mine in a few hours and just linked the gallery buttons to load my flicker photo sets....a viola! No more website frustrations and missed promotion or opportunities ! And now....I have my love life back. Thanks Google Sites! oh and hosting is free. Cha-Ching.

• Not only is Crystal the creator of Paint-by-Numbers Wonderwoman, she's also a dedicated Art Con volunteer who poured beer and wine non-stop for thirsty attendees. As for left over pieces, there aren't any! We don't have money for advertising so we operate on word of mouth. Visit www.artconspiracy.org to sign up for our newsletter.

• I'd like one. Or, at least, to find out what one would run. First crushes and all...

• What do u want with the piece Robert

• facebook.com/CrystalD2010

• Crystal... I tried to look you up, but there are a million of Crystal Millers on facebook... send a link.

• also, when I type the recaptcha I forget to type my name

• I want the Chuck Berry duckwalk (above Wonder Woman)sorry I missed it too.

• I bought the moononite piece! First time to go to artcon- had the best saturday night out in a month. The bands were a nice surprise, I hadnt heard of any of them and they were quite good, exp seryn.

• I don't have a website...but I have a Facebook page with a picture of the piece.

• I like the Roy Lichtenstein inspired piece.

• Way to go, crystal! Your art...was the best art.

• Hi Crystal! Do you have a website? I'd love to see what all the buzz is all about. I'm an artist also!

• What happens to all the little "art orphans" who go unsold at Conspiracy? I'm all over what I unfortunately think is your "Wonder Woman" wish, Robert. But, since your Editor-of-Unfair-Park salary can Bitch-smack my "Sorta-Teacher" salary, I'd beyond happily settle for the "fractured woman in sunglasses and red lipstick" one. Where are you, Dallas artists who want to sell?

• Now why did I not know about this? Where was the advertising???

• It was me...that painted the wonder woman.

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