Whilst looking for something entirely unrelated on PACER this morning I came across the latest handwritten court filing by none other than Jonathan Lee Riches, from whom we last heard way back in January '08. The suit -- which names, among others, Cuban, Carmelo Anthony, Jerry Buss and Jerry Reinsdorf -- was filed a few days ago in federal court in Denver, and a judge, poor guy, is currently trying to decide what to do with it. Why someone hasn't collected Riches's myriad lawsuits in a book remains a mystery. (Above the Law has, however, collected many of his filings over the years.) I wouldn't dare spoil the story of how Cuban actually financed his efforts to buy the Texas Rangers, which follows.
Best Lawsuit Ever
Guy sues dart league he used to be a member of for posting his name on their website without his middle initial:
http://www.laweekly.com/2012-02-02/news/dino-m-zaffina-southern-california-darts-association/
Poster "greatness" is right...read Riches' other suits. A hoot & a holler!I never miss them!!No stand up comic needed. Totally schizoid with treading neuro-psychotic ideations and being released in 2012--whoa!!!
'Federal Medical Centre' just about sums it up really....
HAHAHA
Bwt he has pictures this man is a nut job.
Made a lauff doe.
Wooooooooooiiiiiii.
This man is straight up crazy. Who da hell does he think is gonna believe him bwt Carmelo "melted my popsicle" he needs help seriously.
Too much jokes doe. I love to kno wt hez gonna put in his 'book'.
That would defo be a best seller.
Looool.
PURE COMEDY!!!!
This dude is classic, if you haven't seen his other lawsuits read them asap. Especially the Barry Bonds one.
This guy needs to write a book.
meow, meow...I thinks this maybe Kergo...it's crazy man..
If the rest of us could be half that insane, the world would be a much better place.
Sincerely,
The Minor Sassmaster
P.S. Bwahahaha comes from a comic character named Booster Gold. Look it up. Another useless nugget from your favorite sassmaster, Sassmaster jr.
Jonathan Lee Riches Doing Business As Bernie Madoff?
Hahahaa. This made my day. I want to see his eHarmony page.
I love how Bernie Madoff is a co-plaintiff and has apparently found Allah in prison.
Feel like I'm reading some sort of Inception transcript
I sue you for assault me with interweb snark. I will drop my suit for sex with Schutze.
"Jerry Buss sold me Jeannie bus on eBay." Genius
bwahahahaha
Damn, that's the only legal document I ever saw that that melt my popsicle!
Funniest.Shit.Ever
Carmelo Anthony is going to kill this prisoner for writing a tell-all book? I am surprise Carmelo is not hyping the heck out of this as the average American when they hear his name is 'Caramel what?!?!'
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