Howdy, Folks: Erecting Big Tex

• I just want to know why they made big tex a mexican.... I mean, political correctness is going to kill us... pandering is going to kill us... go to your kids schools and watch these children not stand during your pledge to the united states... it is sickening...

• When did Big Tex have his color changed to Brown. Is this the only time it has been done.

• Looks like Jerry Jones.

• Big Tex isn't Mexican, he's blushing. You'd be blushing, too, if it made the news every time you got an erection and your penis became stiff. Ha ha. And they took pictures of you laying there with an erection. Ha ha. Get it?

• So who are the candidates?

• At the State Fair, every year is an erection year! Vote now and erect your favorite Tex!

• Who made the decision to change the skin color??? John Wiley is going to be doing the slow walk around Big Mex!

• So he HAS turned into Big Mex.

• Sam, Tex has been spending too much time with John Boehner.

• It's nice to see Big Tex's erection. Those are some big Dickies.

• I think he has had some face work. That can't be all good genes/jeans.

• big tex is like any big market media icon. He is just following the Demographics. Hola Grande Tex.

• anyone ever notice that Big Tex's voice comes out around his beltbuckle???? Dont mind him speaking spanish... but can we stop with the whole 'Big Tex wants you to be green' thang? and btw we get somebody who can pronounce the spanish words correctly???

• <i>Tex: Erection of a Texas Legend BT: A Texan's Erection Trouble In Texas: The Year Without an Erection Howdy, Folks: An Oral History of Big Tex's First Erection</i>

• It's because "Public Erection: The Big Tex Story" is going to star George Hamilton as latter-day Tex.

• It's become a rite of autumn, making puerile jokes about Big Tex's erection. It points to one thing: these sultry September doldrums will soon be blown away by a refreshing blast! Big Tex only comes once a year. Kind of tugs at you, no?

• and if he is Big Tej, did anyone check his papers, does he have his temporary work permit? How mayny kids did he bring and how many anchor babies will he leave us with

• If he's Hispanic now does that make him Big Tej?

• I'm with Anonamouse. How much time did Big Tex spend in the sun this summer? Is he officially Hispanic now?

• Last time I tried to get a bunch of little Hispanic cheerleaders to watch my erection, I ended up with a restraining order

• If you get bored do you think you can solve a City of Dallas mystery for me? I can't figure out the way City of Dallas why in the world City of Dallas water bills are done like this: http://yfrog.com/jtwaterbillj I have tried and tried to figure out a logical reason for it but I can't.

• Wow, Tex got himself quite a tan since the last time I saw him........

• When I was mayor, I always enjoyed Big Tex's erection.

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