From the West, Dallas to Receive a Visitor Dressed Up in 500 Single-Use Plastic Bags
Anyway. Those gay-marrying dope-smokers in California are but days away from legislating, those grocery store baggies out of existence, just maybe. Which is why the so-called Bag Monster -- otherwise known as Andy Keller -- is on a 15-city tour touting the godawfulness of the single-use plastic bag. And, of course, he's stopping through Dallas on Friday. Says the release: "The Bag Monster is riding across country on a three wheeled bike to cities considering plastic bag legislation," so if he knows something I don't ... Well, that's entirely possible.
Right now his peoples don't know precisely where he'll be -- "farmers markets and grocery stores" is as specific as they'll get. But he is available for interviews and appearances, so if yer kid's having a birthday at, say, an Albertsons (may I recommend one?), you are so in luck. Good thing the weather's cooled: Keller shows up wherever he's needed dolled up in a costume made out of 500 bags -- the amount, he says, "one person uses in a single year." Grimes is bringing him some eggs.