Sex and the Park Cities: Looks Like Good Christian Bitches Is Headed to Network TV

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Somewhere under a pile of books in the office is a copy of Park Cities author Kim Gatlin's Good Christian Bitches, which I may finally have to read based upon this Deadline Hollywood exclusive: Darren Star -- creator and exec producer of, among others, Sex and the City and Melrose Place -- has ABC, NBC and CBS calling dibs on his latest series, an adaptation of Gatlin's book being penned by First Wives Club and Soapdish scribe Robert Harling. Reports Nellie Andreeva:
The project, referred to by some as "Desperate Housewives in Dallas," centers on Amanda Vaughn, a recently divorced mother of two who, to get a fresh start, moves back to the affluent Dallas neighborhood where she grew where she finds herself in the whirling midst of salacious gossip, Botox, and fraud.
Starring Bradley Whitford. Though I may be wrong about that.

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footycook
footycook

So the other shoe finally dropped, ABC has committed its money to author Kim Harmon Gatlin for the slot following Desperate Housewives.Well done Kim, I�m lucky enough to know you and so proud of you and the work you�ve done to navigate these times. I wish you all the successTo everyone who doubted you, a raised glass of Dom. SALUTE

FRED
FRED

The Trollops of Hinckley Park.

Robert Wilonsky
Robert Wilonsky

OK. The staff took a vote, and "Preston Swallow" was the runaway favorite, followed, closely, by "Pride and Privilege" and "Moms I'd Like To ... Support in a manner to which she has become accustomed." I also voted for Dallas Observer-Style Nativity Scene's posting -- very Howl. I will contact the appropriate commenters with further instructions.

Thanks for playing. I love you all. Yes, even you.

MB
MB

A Honey For The Money

Way out West
Way out West

I vote for the Preston Swallow and JeHOEvahs Witless entries. If we were voting. Which we are not.

Lakewooder
Lakewooder

Somebody's been watchin' waaaaaaaaaaay too much hardcore BDSM gay porn.

Justin
Justin

Let's be honest, unless it's called CSI: Dallas Women it's doomed for network failure.

Anonymous
Anonymous

@Dallas Observer-Style Nativity Scene

Dude, i get that you're tired of the left bashing Christians while giving islam a pass, i agree, but you're not accomplishing anything with these posts other than to make yourself look like an ass, so just stop.

lakewoodhobo
lakewoodhobo

I didn't know Fred Phelps liked to comment on the news sites! Welcome to the blogosphere Fred Phelps! And your timing was perfect: 4:20PM.

MB
MB

How bout...

1) Plastic is Skin Deep (or P.I.S.D. or "pissed" for short)

2) Socialite Interrupted

3) Maxed Out

4) A Tale of Two Faces

k1p
k1p

Repressed much?

wow
wow

all I can say is wow.

Dallas Observer-Style Nativity
Dallas Observer-Style Nativity

When the Christmas season comes soon, the Dallas Observer should set up a Dallas Observer-style Nativity Scene where two bulldyke lezbo Marys are buttfucking each other's pussies with big black dildoes while two gay faggot Josephs babyfuck Jesus in the manger and cram their dicks down His throat!

Meanwhile, two leatherdaddy bear gay angels buttfuck in the heavens above the Dallas-Observer-style Nativity Scene, where they piss golden showers of gay angel pee out of their homosexual dicks down from fag heaven, raining upon the Dallas Observer-style Nativity Scene.

Then, each bulldyke lezbo Mary and faggot Joseph takes their buttplugs out of their respective anuses and they all take a big steaming shit right on top on that damn baby Jesus and make him eat the poopoo and then shove a shitty buttplug in His mouth for Him to use as a pacifier!

Then the two fag gay Josephs and the two fat spiky-haired scowling angry bulldyke lesbians take a big devil knife and disembowel Baby Jesus and make a big Pentagram out of His blood and guts and then they invoke Satan, while buttfucking and rolling around in Baby Jesus Guts!

Then after Satan comes and buttfucks them all and makes them all get a big Satan-Facial of Deviljizz, and he blows a huge Satanic load all over the dead, disemboweled Baby Jesus, then all the fag Josephs and fat dyke lezbo Marys wave around Rainbow Flags and Co-Exist bumperstickers while shouting "Down with White Privilege", and "Won't Someone Think About The People Of Color!!??!!"

That would be quite a hoo-ha and show those darn Christers a thing or two about how tolerant we are! I say!

David
David

No City for Old Women, Trophy Town, Alimony Avenue, Sugar Street, Backstabbing Boulevard, Dallas Diamond Dogs, Diary of a Diamond Dog, There Will Be Blood Diamonds, Desperately Seeking Diamonds, Trinity Tramps, Shady and the Tramp, Hollow Be Thy Name �

EmilyMc
EmilyMc

Kegels for Christ...JUST KIDDING. Kegels for a Stanley Korshak charge card.

Howard
Howard

This will probably be the most accurate depiction of our fine city put to television.

KSK
KSK

[i]Highland Park Hos[/i] - next on WEAZEL.

Solberg Center
Solberg Center

Even Margaret Cho isn't as funny as your readers. Too many great ideas. How ever will you chose?Btw, I would rake Cho over Rush most days.

Kelly
Kelly

Cocaine Boob Jobs!

Scotts Merkin
Scotts Merkin

"Hollowed Out" the story of the slut who returns to realize the Hollow aint what it used to be, or rather it is the same but she changed!!

Irrelevant Comment
Irrelevant Comment

Apparently an article detailing the epidemic practice of UK-based Muslim cousins marrying and having retarded fucked-up babies is totally irrelevant to an article about stupid Christian practices. Got it.

Jack E. Jett
Jack E. Jett

To whoever is posting the Wilonsky/Libtard postings.

Perhaps you are unaware that I am the total and ultimate commenting nutcase whacko in Dallas. You can't come along in 2010 and think you are going to get all up in my bitchy bloggin biz. I am the King of the Bitchy Blogging Bits.

While I agree that you do have potential, you are too ....all over the map and don't use nearly enough gay sexual double entres. Also, you have to NEVER EVER use spellcheck.

I am hoping that Kim will write some sequals....Good Scientologist Bitches.Good Muslim Bitches, and Good Atheist Bithches.

IJS

Solberg Center
Solberg Center

Preston ProwlersBalling for DollarsCrusty MuffinsMoms I'd Like To ... Support in a manner to which she has become accustomedMockingbird maelae Choir robes, Manolos and a push up bra

Robert Wilonsky
Robert Wilonsky

No, I delete copy-and-pasted nonsense that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. And Naive White Libtard is a great name for a network series. Not this one, perhaps. Never banned a commenter. Happy to start now.

Eat shit and die, Wilonsky
Eat shit and die, Wilonsky

Naive white libtard Wilonsky censors facts that don't conform to his naive, close-minded worldview.

k1p
k1p

75205 or My life as a Impious Princess

The Big Guy
The Big Guy

The Bitches of Bergen-Belsen (already taken? damn!)

1) Love, Honor and Disobey

2) Cowgirl Reverse

3) Dallas Confidential

3) North Dallas over 40

4) Did you like those three Orgasms?!?!? [/Fake Jerry]

Merkin Top
Merkin Top

Mrurgn Harwilfksen? or "get the clothes off bitch"

Amanda
Amanda

Heels, Pills, & Pool Boys

karl
karl

Skanks for Jesus

Trinity Cleavage Project

Jen
Jen

Delta Delta Dallas: The grown up sorority.Or Kappa Kappa HP -that has a nice ring to it.

Jen
Jen

The Real Housewives of Dallas County

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