Lettuce Now Consider Our Latest Activist Doings: PETA to Hand Out Meatless Weenies!
From the release:
To ensure that its low-calorie message reaches high places, PETA has invited the mayor and other city leaders and employees to join in on the fun. ... "Dallas residents' love affair with meat may be making them fat--and could literally be killing them," says PETA Lettuce Lady Lauren Stroyeck. "The smartest thing that they can do for their health, their appearance, the planet, and animals is to go vegetarian."Sorry, though: No shower. Look, Rudy, free lunch!