Tonight, We Put Dallas In Our Mouths!
I will be there. But I will not be eating the delicious cuisine of Cowboy Chow and the French Room. I will be eating gas station food prepared by, and I am not even kidding you, the Mavs ManiAACs. Maybe they can cook better than they can spell?
OK, I'm being unreasonably sulky just to show off. Because for real, I'm pretty pumped about judging tonight's Iron Chef-style competition at 8 in the Automobile Building. The ManiAACs will have 10 minutes to prepare, name and serve a dish made exclusively from convenience store items. Think Spaghetti O's au Cheeto, with a Fig Newton compote. Stop by and say hi -- or hold my hair back.