This Is Not How You're Supposed to Fly Out of Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

God really does take care of fools and drunks.

The Mythbusters thought they had busted that whole "Car Blows Up After Crash" thing. Guess they might want to revisit that. On the plus side, those crash bollards work excatly like they are supposed to....

Robert,
I was so awed by this I forgot the obvious... does your freind's friend of a friend have the footage of the landing and/or BOOM!?

That was actually really friggin' impressive...damn!

Sorry, NewsDog, this is all I got. I'll ask my friends Bo and Luke if they've got more, but I doubts it.

Some people will do anything to get out of paying toll fees.

Robert,

This is a minor point, but this episode is clearly more C.H.i.P.s than General Lee.

BTW, I love the time stamp on the video. It was a little early to hit the sauce, yes?

Bob,
Not if you're finishing up an all nighter

NewsDog, I have, in fact, seen the follow-up footage to this. Frustratingly, though, it freeze-frames when the car is still in mid-air.

(Waylon Jennings voice) Now how the Duke boys gonna get out of this'un?

The Stig would have landed it, and continued on 2 wheels to Terminal D

The time of day makes perfect sense (of a sort) if one just got off a red-eye from Vegas.

"The Stig would have landed it, and continued on 2 wheels to Terminal D"

While it was still flaming

@ Bob

You can't drink all day if you don't start early.

Must have been an awesome flight.

I am puzzled that the burning vehicle is neither a Dodge Charger nor a customized Ford Econoline van.

When the driver in question arrived at Rampart Medical I'm sure Nurse Dixie gave him/her an I.V. with D5W.

NewsDog says:
God really does take care of fools and drunks.

but not the naive christans in nigeria

"Estabrooks describes the violence: "At least 200 people were killed in the rioting [Sunday]--most of them Christians. The descriptions are not to be repeated on the air. The bodies are beyond recognition in some cases; the babies included with their mothers, and it's a pretty sad story.""

conclusion: if there is a god, he/she/it is not a christian or from a other ridiculous religion

It appears from the still images that this was a red, Chevy Cobalt, a notoriously ubiquitous member of airport rental fleets everywhere.

In other words, the approximate cause of this accident was not the avoidance of toll fees, as one user suggests, but rather the avoidance of rental late fee overage charges.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

snope it

@Daniel: I got it. Brilliant! [sitting through the dumb commercials, waiting anxiously]

Fake. You can see the pipe ramp that launches the car.

It's viral marketing for The A-Team movie that's coming out shortly.

there is no god, stupid.

John McClain took out a helicopter when he pulled a similar stunt.

You Have to Admit. The Driver survived this mess only because of the Latest and greatest safety features in today's vehicles all that needs to be added Wings and parachutes

Taylor: not a Chevy Cobalt, but it is a Chevy Impala

@ Taylor...look again. That is not a Cobalt, but rather a Chevy Impala. I dont know if those are typical rental cars, but that is definitely not a Cobalt. (I verified my suspicions with pictures of each car). I cant believe it didnt even make the news.

@ Daniel..where did you see the follow up footage to this?

...this was actually an unauthorized stunt scene for Fox's "The Good Guys". Save a penny...

This was my roomate... There is a God... That's who saved her life... And that's who warned me that she would get hurt one day if she doesn't slow down in life... This is her wake up call, and proff of Gods almighty power... She was released from the hospital today, prayers are needed more than immature jokes and assumptions...

At first I was like...

:|

Then I was all...

8D

I was there. The kicker was when she went back for her purse after the explosion.

"prayers are needed more than immature jokes and assumptions..."

By whom?

I was in another booth and saw her fly out the other end. I'm sorry ItsReal.... I'm normally the first about concern, but that was friggen Awesome!!! Knowing she and all others are ok, my prayers go out only that we don't have stupid drunk drivers risking the lives of the rest of us....Stupid is what Stupid does.

good thing she wrecked there and did not KILL ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE AIRPORT !!!!

The jump is General Lee and the location is CHiPS, pure awesomeness.

My favorite part of this was the clip on fox news tonite: they had the General Lee horn sound (Dixie) in the background as they played the clip over and over. Awesome!

my Pontiac Firebird Trans Am make that jump with out the pipe ramp

Where is Devon Miles when you need him

I guess he was clear for take off.

not what i expected, but still completely fucking hilarious.

Holy crap, that was awesome.

Why would anyone be filming this?

THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THAT CAR!!! SHE MADE IT OUT OK... SHE'S VERY BLESSED OBVIOUSLY!!!

"This is her wake up call, and proff of Gods almighty power... She was released from the hospital today, prayers are needed more than immature jokes and assumptions..."

Hopefully this really did serve as a wake-up call for your roommate. I mean, if she's that piss-drunk at quarter past six in the morning, then she has some major issues.

That being said: your roommate is a weapons-grade moron, and the faceless hordes of the internet WILL call her out on that. And make jokes at her expense. And probably a good number of them will give YOU crap for saying "Jeebus saved her!!1!one!" when most likely what saved her from harm was her freaking seat belt.

This is the internet. We're not nice here. Get used to it.

And ButWhy...it's an airport. There are security cameras at airports.

You need new friends if this is the best you can find. Clearly she wasn't concerned about anyone else or what could have happened to them.

You can't have a best friend this retarded unless you have a little Retarded in you yourself.

And Alcohol is legal while marijuana will land you in prison why? I can't believe the reckless disregard drunks display on a regular basis.....sickening.

/hope this is fake.

I'm leaving on a jet plane...

...don't know when I'll be back again...

great vid but unless your friend of a friend is a traffic camera you are full of it. Check the header and footer in the video.

Can't... stop... clicking... replay...

Maybe she just dropped her bottle of rum & her cigarette in the crash and that was the real cause of the fire/explosion :P

Way to state the obvious Jaymz! I'm sure his friend is a friend of a person who works at DFW...like someone is going to sit at the angle and take pictures of the tollbooths!

That was friggin' awesome!

Lachwen, you said it all. Great comment.

TO THIS WOMAN'S "FRIEND" AND/OR ROOMMATE: Yes, this was a wake up call for your IDIOT alcoholic friend. AND NO, not from GOD, but from her own STUPID and IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE.

AND SHIT LIKE THIS NEEDS TO POSTED AND MADE FUN OF TO MAKE A POINT ON HOW IDIOT IT IS TO DRIVE IN THAT CONDITION.

Just like other comments have said, get over it, it's the internet and NO "God" did not save her. A SEATBELT DID!

My bet is she was already on her cellphone. Further proving from LA to NYC, Dallas TX with our cellphone laws is the most unsafe place to drive in America. Did you see the Toll Road wreck.

After a crash like that, wouldn't the other drivers get out of their cars to see what had just happened? NO ONE gets out of their cars in this video. But - it had to have happened - because the D-FW spokesman commented on the crash. Still...I'm suspicious.

Also, adding to my suspicions: the camera is HANDHELD! Did the cameraman just happen to be shooting video at this particular toll booth when the alleged drunk driver went airborne? As the Church Lady would say: "How convenient!"

Wow! Toyota's have this acceleration feature built in. Crappy American cars you have to FORCE them to jump like that. Apparently the American engineers didn't think far enough ahead to plan for landing the things.

This is all Bush's fault! I will appoint a Toll-Booth CZAR to investigate so we can get to the bottom of situations like this....

Is she hot?

I wonder if they honked their Dixie horn pre-flight?!?

Great video. Perhaps GM could help market their line of cars (at least the Chevy Impala line) by incorporating this video footage into a commercial showing how well built their cars (Impalas) are.
So next time you get shit-faced at the local airport bar, be sure you drive home in a Chevy Impala.

Are we sure she crashed because she was drunk and not because she was a woman?

Im knot sure if she's hott but her car is smokin!!!!

That made my day!! I ASSUMED it was a guy until I read the article cuz you know guys drive worse than girls ;-) I'm STILL laughing!

Just tell them the gas pedal got stuck.

Maybe she had an Easy Fly Pass. lol

She didn't die? Damn it.

I am still laughing, too. Be glad the concrete barrier had a slope to it and not flat, otherwise...they would bury her, car and all in one little, tiny hole. In Atlanta we have rubber, so she would have been like a ball at bumper pool. Boing!

Incidentally, for those of you who keep insisting this is a fake ...

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/for_those_who_think_that_dfw_c.php

It actually was much scarier in person. The video only shows the toll booth but not her approach...which involved her almost killing me and a few other people. I and I am sure everyone else there that day is feeling very lucky to be alive. I hope they lock her up and never let her drive again!

Spock, you're either a dumbass or you're watching another video. The footage is NOT handheld, as handhled video is noticeably shaky, whereas this footage was not, because it was taken from a TRAFFIC CAMERA! Also, people probably did get out to see if the driver was okay once the SHOCK of seeing an Enterprise rental car go FLYING BY YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION wore off, which takes a little longer than the 7-9 seconds of video we're shown after the jump.

Fly over the barrier...That's one way to not pay the toll.

What do you expect from Texas, a State that holds first place for having the most goat ropers & stump jumping rednecks anywhere. Add to that, "Texans" think they are some type of "master race". They are "master" all right, "master - baiters".............

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!

Was this a rental car? Brings new meaning to drive it like a rental...

I think I'm in lust........

What happened to good drunk drivers???I could get hammered and still not be this retarded...WHAT AN IDIOT....TO HER FRIEND ON HERE....SLAP HER STUPID A$$

So Jesus gives wake up calls? Maybe Jesus could have disabled the ignition insted of making a cheap gm fleet car fly.

And why does eveyone jump to booze as the intoxicant of all DWIs? This looks like a job by our old friend cocaine or it's younger cheap slut of a sister meth.

Oh yea, drink some more!!!!

Man, Alcohol should be ILLEGAL and POT LEGAL!

There is no way this would have took place if she was smoking bud!

How can anyone, roommate or otherwise, have the unholy BALLS to ask us for sympathy for this snivelling, selfish bitch? I reserve sympathy for - you know, starving kids and gunshot victims. Not vapid, witless broads who get liquored up and rocket down the freeway at 6 am. If she had killed a family of 4, would you still be whining for our sympathy? Hell no. You also wouldn't be publicly screaming for attention on here by name-dropping that you're best buds with DFW's douchebag of the week. And if you think for a second that JESUS or GOD was involved in your dumbass friend's bender!

You people are hilarious! Because no one was hurt during this act of idiocy - I have to admit I hit replay several times and laughed my butt off!

Gripping comments thread...

"This is her wake up call, and proff of Gods almighty power"

actually if he was serious about taking care of "his children" he'd chlorinate the gene pool occasionally and this woman wouldn't have survived to breed.

IS THAT ZANDER FROM SAN CLEMENTE????

She must've learned that stunt crossing the US-Mexico border.

TO DENISE:

YOUR FRIEND IS VERY STUPID OBVIOUSLY!!!

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cameraman!

Well thats one way to attempt to avoid paying a toll!

Another new clip for "America's Dumbest Drivers!"

"So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight..."

Does David Hasselholf drive an Impala now? It looked like a scene from Knight Rider....Turbo Boost!

Hope she opted for the collison damage waiver.

So did she take out a helicopter like Bruce Willis did in Live Free or Die Hard?

For the most part cars do not explode. They catch on fire and usually heat up the tires to the point they pop which usually propels the burning fluid. Gas has a higher match point than most other fluids under the hood. Usually power steering fluid gets sprayed on the exhaust and then things really go south after that.

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!

Does that dingy girl realize she could have injured someone? How stupid, and worse, the only thing she will get if convicted of a DWI is a slap on the wrist. The bill to pay for all of the damage she caused will be coming out of someone else's pocket.

go directly to jail

She claims that she was rear ended and that propelled her at such speeds to launch her car.

1. The trunk area of her car is undamaged. Any impact to the rear of her car to accelerate her to such speeds would have put the trunk in her backseat. You can see this in the video and in the photos, post crash.

2. The car was clearly braking at max efficiency. Unable to tell from the poor quality of the video if it was full lockup or ABS braking, but whatever it was the nose of the car was almost on the pavement and the back end was raised. This shows DE-cceleration, not AC-celeration.

Final analysis, she is full of @rap. The speed she hit that barrier at, AFTER BRAKING, means she was haulin' tailfeeathers.

People should not text and drive at the same time!

"So did she take out a helicopter like Bruce Willis did in Live Free or Die Hard?"

Already made that reference.

Never drink and drive. Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink. Or in this case, a tollbooth..

It looks like she was hard on the brakes as she hit the ramp. Too bad, we'll never know how far she could have flown.

`-O
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People on 'ludes should not drive.

She forgot one cardinal rule -

When your state is altered, your competence to judge your competence to perform any moderately complex task goes to shit.

This is not exclusive to alcohol - any intoxicant or state-altering substance makes your own judgment really useless.

But we all knew that - and we also knew that that rule is only for other people, right?

Wow, too bad she wasn't driving a Toyota, eh ?

Another wise latina making a better decision than the rest of us would, due to the richness of her experience.

The Dallas Observer is CENSORING. They removed a similar post to this one already. Let's see how long this one lasts.

Lol. And your in-flight movie will be "Dukes" reruns...........

And did the police check to see if she is here legally? HMMMM?

So, I guess she has a little Captain in her...

Wimmin drivers, yer doin it rong

Let's just hope she doesn't contribute to the gene pool... all these safety features are killing Darwin's natural selection

I know its frickin tough working at DFW and people just want to get away; but this is rediculous!

Was this a rental car or her own car? If it was a rental, who was the damn fool at the rental car agency that handed her the keys?

CONGRATS. YOU MADE DRUDGE.COM

WOW! That new TollTag Lane is REALLY FAST!

Actually, that is the problem with driving in Texas. If you took all the cars in Texas and placed them end-to-end; someone from Dallas would try to pass.

Geez, Rental cars get through for free!

AND...the nightly news here in Japan on Thursday, June 3. I wasn''t really paying attention, saw the video with no sound, no idea it was good ole DFW.

Life here is sometimes strange, but flying cars! I miss Big D....

SIX O'Clock in the morning. Well we know the pilots at the air port were sober cuz she drank it all. I wish they had better cameras at the sirport. More wide angle. Then we could have seen the approach, the launch and the landing. It was just too quick. I wonder if any of pilots reported seeeing a UFO. Imagine being in a plane and watching an Impala fly by. Weed instead of boose. heehee. She would have flown by without the car.

Did she go all David Caruso and put on her sunglasses whilst walking away from the vehicle as it exploded?

I'd pay good money to see that.

Stupid Cow.
Learn some personal responsibility. Douchette.

She shouldn't have hit the brakes so hard if she was going for distance... rookies.

Did she pay the toll fee?

Dang woman drivers.

At least when John McLain (aka Bruce Willis) did this he took out a helicopter in the process.

Thank God this person didn't kill anyone. It really kills me that there are people this mentally retarded on the road.

why they always showing my hands but not my face on tv

Maybe her flight was full.

she actually lives in DFW and recently purchased the car, a burgandy chevy malibu. reporters keep knocking but she is refusing to comment.

Please stop using the phrase "after the jump"! The Internet DOES NOT WANT!

Another reason NOT to by rental cars!

She's a stupid, immature drunk. That's all we need to know.

Gee it doesn't cost that much for the toll she didn't have to try and skip on it! Amazingly everyone is ok.

I suspect this was a Delta Pilot I flew with last week. Not only was he drunk, but he had just spent several hours locked on a plane with Delta flight attendents...

I think he may get off on that fact alone.

Awesome!!!

You made Drudge Report Wilonsky. Nice!

If the car was a Toyota, she may have had an excuse.

Lucky for us that happened the day after we left DFW.

what gorgeous evening lighting for this scene. beautiful.

er... sunrise, now that I see teh timestamp

How many more toll booths must die before something is done about these latino drunks. Where is TBADD when you need them (Toll Booths Against Drunk Drivers)....

I hope Mythbusters trys to recreate this stunt! awesome!

Last words of a redneck... "Get a load of this"!

from the looks of things... it almost seems as if she did this on purpose.. she might have been late for her next job and didn't have time to stop!! hahaha

Haha! put wings on that POS and maybe you have a chance!

the people lined up at the toll booths musta freaked when that Impala went airborn , lol this would make a cool stunt in a movie , i like how the cars keep non chanantly keep moving ahead thru the toll booths like this happens all the time Lol

What did she yell in flight, I wonder? "Yeeeehah!!!" or "Boy Howdy!!" ? (add your exclamation here)

That made my day... laughed so hard my mid section hurts.
Windage and elevation, my Dear. Windage and elevation...

"prayers are needed more than immature jokes and assumptions..."

Dear heavenly father:
Thank you for sparing this woman's life. We pray oh lord that you bestow your divine wisdom
upon those in power at the Texas DMV, that this woman never be allowed behind the wheel of a car again. Lord hear our prayers.

Yes that is better!

Redbull gives you wings

Joey Chitwood would be proud....

Drive it like you stole it and bone it like you own it. Hahahaha

Hold my beer, yall watch this. LMAO

Haha, censorship at its best - this post got removed, what an anti-patriotic joke! Let's see how long it lasts this time!

(BTW, if she has a TX driver's license and SSN, she's probably here legally.)

But what's so pathetic is that every time any issue comes up regarding whether someone is here legally or not, the pro-illegal-immigration crowd pulls out the race card. Race shouldn't be tied to residency status.

It's not racist to question anyone's residency status in your own country. Being here illegally is NOT a race, it is a crime. It doesn't matter whether a person's skin is white, black, olive, red, yellow, green, or purple. It doesn't matter if you're from Mexico or Canada or Great Britain or Sri Lanka. If you are not here legally, and that fact is found out during any type of legal law enforcement activity, then you should be detained and deported.

I am a natural-born US citizen. I can't go into someone else's country, disregard their immigration and other laws, and do as I please.

And it is ridiculous that CITIZENS have to obey our laws, or we are subject to arrest and prosecution. But for people who aren't even here legally, it's ok to break our laws. And the fact that someone might come here illegally from a country which shares a border with us makes no difference.

I'm all for immigration, it is a cornerstone upon which this great nation was founded. But immigration LEGALLY. Get in line and obey our laws, or get the f**k out. Illegal immigration is like someone breaking into your house, then demanding the "right" to stay there and have you support them - while they contribute little to nothing toward the extra burden they place on your household. And then claim that because they do some work around your house that you don't want to do, they have this "right" to stay there - and that you should just ignore the fact that they ILLEGALLY BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE.

Ridiculous. Get legal or get the F**K out.

I think Obama needs to be asked....Was this all George Bush's fault too?

I think she saw "Live Free Or Die Hard" the previous night.

GTA or Dukes of Hazzard?

"" What did she yell in flight, I wonder? "Yeeeehah!!!" or "Boy Howdy!!" ? ""

I don't know, do people yell when they're texting?

It's Bush fault,He lives in Dallas.

It's Bush fault,He lives in Dallas.I am just a Dem. and this comes natural to me.

Goddamn Dukes and their piece of shit orange car again.

The person in the white car heading for that lane (3rd car up from the bottom of the frame) must have had to change their pants after that. You can see the car slowly moving towards the toll lane and slamming on its brakes as the crazy bitch flies past.

Was that a Toyota?!

did she died?

Most likely a white trash garden tool. Pathetic, the American people drink a lot of alcohol so they keep putting up with this crap, why the innocent dies everyday. We reap what we sow.

9.5 for difficulty, 9.9 for style.

was the person driving a toyota...i cant tell

She was driving a Chevy Impala with a custom Toyota random acceleration feature installed.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller have such a hard time driving?

A: She was a woman.

*duck*

Typical non-technically-minded female: Didn't realize that stunt can only be pulled in a rear-wheel drive car.

"I'm like, Oh muh Gawd, my throttle TOHtally faded on me as the front wheels left the ground. Don't these Chevys have like Hemis or something?"

@James -
"For the most part cars do not explode"
TRUE

"Gas has a higher match point than most other fluids under the hood"
FALSE.
Gasoline is a Class IA Flammable, pretty much everythig else liquid in a car is a Class II Combustible or lower (Brake fluid - Class IIIB, Trans Fluid - Class IIIB, Motor Oil - Class IIIB). Of all the fluids in your car (assuming you dont run on hydrogen, propane, meth/eth-anol, or NatGas) only gasoline will support a flame at normal temperatures and pressures. It is hightly unlikely that her cell phone had anything to do with the explision, and much more likely that the gasoline (technically the gasolline vapors) escaping from a ruptured fuel tank or feed line ignited on a shorted wire, hot exhaust or brakes, or from road sparks.

Before making comments on the flammability of liquids, please review NFPA30-Flammable and Combustible Liquids Code.

Looks like that move in live free die hard would really work.... HEY LADY YOUR NOT BRUCE WILLIS

Rumor has it that since her "flight took off" United Airlines is looking to collect $50 for each bag she had in her trunk.

Mike in WA: "The car was clearly braking at max efficiency."

Thanks for pointing that out, since the incident report said there were 123 friggin' feet of skidmarks. I just couldn't figure out if that meant she was burning rubber to accelerate or slowing down.

LOOL

"far as you know says:
Fake. You can see the pipe ramp that launches the car.

It's viral marketing for The A-Team movie that's coming out shortly."

Yeah, right that makes sense. Don't make ASSUMPTIONS about something you have no clue of. Dumb ass there is no "pipe ramp" in the video. It is the normal concrete wedge protector placed in from of booths, and where the hell did you come up with the A-Team connection, now I know someone is as intoxicated as this driver was, because that thought could have only been pulled out of your ass.

and in regard to Spock's comments,

Spock says:

After a crash like that, wouldn't the other drivers get out of their cars to see what had just happened? NO ONE gets out of their cars in this video. But - it had to have happened - because the D-FW spokesman commented on the crash. Still...I'm suspicious.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 3 2010 @ 10:44AM

Spock says:

Also, adding to my suspicions: the camera is HANDHELD! Did the cameraman just happen to be shooting video at this particular toll booth when the alleged drunk driver went airborne? As the Church Lady would say: "How convenient!"
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 3 2010 @ 10:56AM

I am assuming that you think the lunar landings were staged at Area 51 also. Don't comment on things that you know nothing of, it will make life easier for you. First off, I don't know of anyone being able to have a "handheld" camera filming at a tollbooth. That is because this is NOT a handheld. Pay attention to the text note at the upper left of the picture, "N.PLAZA PTZ-1." This means obviously the North Plaza toll booth area, camera 1 which is a Pan/Tilt/Zoom model. The time stamp is on the lower left and the "play" function on this DVR has been selected so someone could record this clip to another device. The picture quality is normal with this type of system. So again, don't speak.

wow she hits that at incredible speed!!!! any guesses?

would love to see this in slow mo

Stupid is as Stupid does.

I tried to leave the airport like that when I was sober... She needed to square up a little bit more before takeoff.

Ben says:

@James -
"For the most part cars do not explode"
TRUE

"Gas has a higher match point than most other fluids under the hood"
FALSE.
Gasoline is a Class IA Flammable, pretty much everythig else liquid in a car is a Class II Combustible or lower (Brake fluid - Class IIIB, Trans Fluid - Class IIIB, Motor Oil - Class IIIB). Of all the fluids in your car (assuming you dont run on hydrogen, propane, meth/eth-anol, or NatGas) only gasoline will support a flame at normal temperatures and pressures. It is hightly unlikely that her cell phone had anything to do with the explision, and much more likely that the gasoline (technically the gasolline vapors) escaping from a ruptured fuel tank or feed line ignited on a shorted wire, hot exhaust or brakes, or from road sparks.

Before making comments on the flammability of liquids, please review NFPA30-Flammable and Combustible Liquids Code.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ After reading Ben's comments I have come to 2 conclusions...he has never been laid, and iz a great American, like Rick Stanzi.

Simpsons did it!

typical Dallas driver

YES! That's how John McClain does it, only he takes out a helicopter in the process.

just so jerseycitizen understands that if americans accepted there own rights what is 1 of them the right of freedom, well perhaps people that are here illegally cant afford the proposperous amounts of fees that people have to pay with every form and medical expense associated with being here, maybe there are other circumstances involved that they cant control and once u have over stepped ur date of departure there is nothing more u can do! legally thye say u cannot apply for a extension for 2 months after over staying how the fuck does that work! so u can stay for 2months and then apply for extensions!!

what a dumbass law that is!!!!
it cost me nearly $23000 in total for me to be here and guess what 2yrs later the paperwork still not fucking done! so how bout u take ur comments and shove them right up your ass cos the government takes so fucking long with the paperwork to start with, and if that aint done u dont get ur green card to work either! my fucking savings are as good as gone with this place drying them up, there are innocent parties out there that are gonna backlash ur remarks, people like u are very shallow!!!

well when i came over i had the appropiate paperwork and was granted extension after extension because 10days after my arrival my son in law was diagnosed with cancer!
does that mean i had to leave cos thats a very special circumstance, have i got married to get a green card NO! lots of people do but i aint 1 of them, u r treading a thin line when u say mexico great britain and canada coming over here, u r a nationalist racist only naming those countries, if u went to great britain u would find it easier to get accepted there for citizenship than u do here!!

keep ur stupid comments to yourself and really think hard b4 u mention immigration again!!

She says she only had "one cranberry and vodka"... uh-huh. Let me guess, it was the gallon-jug size? Or is she counting "one" as "from 9 pm to 6 am".
Moron... she's lucky she didn't kill somebody else.

hmmm, reading the report, i dont see a value of intoxication, ie .08 or .15 , the " i believe she was drunk" is BS.... prove she was drunk, Hell, if the cop did a 2 point landing like she did the he would look loopie!!!!

she sucks at driving, period

wonder if she had a toyota gas pedal....... hmmmmm

I have read some of the comments below. Personally, I find that it is too bad that something (God or seatbelt?) saved this driver. I would have preferred that this crash had killed this idiotic drunk!! I am sure that it is only a matter of time before this moron is behind the wheel of a vehicle again, and innocent bystanders may not be so lucky next time around.

Kudos to B.O., Kent Hunter, Mike OBryan and Ronnie B. for the funniest comments on here! LMAO!!!
JerseyCITIZEN: I'm right there with you!
the good guy!!!: If you think it's tough getting citizen rights in the USA, you should try being an American and getting citizen rights in another country ... say Mexico, for example.

Guess when she read "air bag" she took it as advisory !

there is a God

Atheist idiots

Very talented lady stunt driver! Great promise for the future! Soon we'll see more of "her work" in the movies :-)

MegaTron4000 says:

YES! That's how John McClain does it, only he takes out a helicopter in the process.

Dumbed down American people. McCain flew F4 Phantom jets. It is not mystery how stupid posters as this have become. MaggotTron...go back to your video game and get your hand out of your crotch. PUKE!

Sorry ,I forgot to ask , how in hell does someone pull the race and immigration legislature out of this topic ,Jersey Citizen ,Bleeds Red white n'Blue you lot get a little obsessed with this patriotic **** , psychologicaly you can't have much personaly to be proud of in achievements,as to fall back on the "Proud to be American" card tells me it is your only asset in your self worth! Come on a drunken suicidal arguing on the phone just jumped a Toll Booth in a car and you are talking deportation, bet you weren't as quick with General Noriega or? sorry whats that Right wing south American military family that fund all those Republic USA sites, like Military Strike The Best Defense ? Well you started the ball rolling didn't you !

and what does that have to do with some stupid a## endangering the public citizens of Dallas..

NADA, ZILCH YOU IDIOT

Its amazing how mixed up technology gets around anonymity , just one IP address away from being anyone aren't we all ? Anyway I still reckon this woman needs some serious rehabilitation ,she is clearly unaware of her dangerous behaviour and its effect on those around her. Not so much lucky she didn't kill herself but everyone else is lucky she didn't kill them !

Must be a serious basketball fan. Going for a slam dunk at the toll booth!

I hate it when cross jockeys speak of god in the world today. God is nothing more then a though these days, and you KNOW it.

And you oppose me? Why would this "God" waste his time on one drunk driver instead of helping with world hunger, deaths from war, or murders. Some "God" you got there.

Clearly she has been playing too much Grand Theft Auto.

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She is dumb b!*h... but how come they don't have the regular metal poles/bars to protect the toll booth operator... i remember something similar to this happened a while back too...

God hates liars!

"The Good Guy" So go home!!! If you hate OUR systems so much, shut your trap, pack your shit and leave. You have already proved yourself to have no allegiance to your country once by coming over... So... Please honor us with your absence by doing the same, once again! Thanks for listening.

So have they hired a new flight captain yet? :-o

Blaming God is not exactly logical/ or appropriate. comment on Nigeria.

This is Mans hatred and ignormance we are dealing We suffer in our own hell. God has nothing to do with it. God will serve all in the end who have faith in him

Remember he was himself crucified by the same oppressions.

He sought forgiveness for them for they know not what they do.

We all will know peace if we follow in faith

This chick has to become the next member of Nitro circus! watch out street bike Tommy!

LORDY LORDY LORD...

I hope he didn't spill his drink...

I wonder if she got the full coverage insurance on the rental car.

"dallasobserversucks says:

MegaTron4000 says:

YES! That's how John McClain does it, only he takes out a helicopter in the process.

Dumbed down American people. McCain flew F4 Phantom jets. It is not mystery how stupid posters as this have become. MaggotTron...go back to your video game and get your hand out of your crotch. PUKE!"

Was that an attempt at trolling?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane

John McClane (misspelled as it is) != John McCain. Nice try, though. Good use of vitriol.

That video was AWESOME!

ALL You peoples comments are funny as hell!

Good that NO ONE was hurt in this video!

If you people wanna see some other FUNNY and CRAZY videos... Check out my youtube page

youtube.com/CraigsRealTv

I got some GREAT FLying Motorcycle Jumpers and funny Vlogs on my Demented life!

Check it out and laugh some more!

I wonder if she filed a flight plan with the FAA?

looked like when she flew it ruptured the gas tank and started to catch on fire.

I love how a weed advocate manages to slip in here too.... Its true weed wouldn't have caused this due to chick wouldn't have left her house..Still be lying around complaining about something!

Line up all the cars in Texas and someone from Dallas would try to pass. Haw Haw! And that was just one of the funnies. You Tejanos are hilarious, and one of you is a shitty driver.

ALE URWAŁ!!!

Did she get clearance first?

Obviously an individual educated by public school textbooks approved by the Texas Board of Education.

Rosco .... Peeee Co Traaaaain!

So, are they going to arrest the CEO and flight attendants of the relevant airline for serving a drunk?

Most important thing to remember-

SHE wrecked HER car. Not that a guy can't suck at driving, but more often than not.....

@ TheZilla

John McClain was in the Die Hard series. In the last one, he took out a helicopter with a car, much in the same way that this chick flew her. YOU spelled it 'McCain'. Retraction? Apology?

Ok, most of this stuff is way too funny. I'm amazed at the folks getting serious here. As one of the commenters said, this is the internet, you will most definitely be offended by something said here, get over it. I am a female, I ride a motorcycle and drive a big rig and haven't caused an accident in my life, and yet I laugh at the non-driving female humor. I also believe in God but I can laugh at the athiests as well. Grow up and get over it. To the person that left their country clearly because they weren't unhappy there, to come to another country and complain about it as well, you have no credibility. You wouldn't be happy anywhere so take your complaints and illegal status someplace else.

And maybe I'm slow, but it sounds like you folks are mixing up John McCain (presidential hopeful) with John McClane (Bruce Willis character). If not, forget I said anything.

Lastly, I would love to know if this will become the next amusement park ride, the Flying-Flaming-Tollbooth Coaster.

this just proves my point on how bad women are at driving! drunk or not drunk she still would have crashed

Checked on this story, it is real. Wish people would do the research before making comments. Not to mention dumb comments that exude stupidity. Gives me a headache. Please people think before you write.

Someone drew the conclusion that it was a rental car based on it being a Chevy Cobalt, while it is a chevy it is definitely not a Cobalt, it's a Malibu.

At least she stayed on the gas i give it an A for height and originality!!

One problem with this video. The car hitting the jump is black and the one on fire is red.

This would of never happen if they didnt mess with the smokers.

...thanks goodness it wasn't one of ours...

If that was a dodge she could have kept right on going.

God doesn't give wake up calls. Not for ignorant women who can't drive or the crack whores out there having underdeveloped babies left and right and do you know why? 3 guesses. No, no takers? People like this woman in the video make others who like to drink look bad. If you can't hold your (hopefully liquor) alcohol, don't drink bitch.

mmmmm we're talkin' about a woman right???

@ Chris July- the vid is low quality, pause it right before the jump, it's red; the pics had much better light, you know, fire!

@James- Check the tail lights, it's not a Malibu, I think they had it right way earlier in the comments, it looks like an Impala. But yeah, no where near a Cobalt (why did they re-name the Cavalier? Like no one would notice it's the same car?)

here and there!! go fuck urself if u want me out come get me see how fucking brave ur ass is then, i was making a fucking good point!!
u gonna give me the 23000 i already paid and if u have read my slot properly i think any like minded person would agree i was in the right to voice my opinions, when jersey citizen narrows it done to 4 countries only then she has racial issues!!

These should have an auto dixie horn which activates as soon as two wheels leave the ground.

Seriously....if u hate America go home!!!!! We dint want u here!!!!! This is about a drunkass women who could have killed people! I hope she gets slot of jail time!

I missed the whole point to the accident.
It really wasn't her fault.
She just thaught that it was better to fly over the toll booth than to crash into it and kill the person taking the tolls.
See she really was trying to do the right thing.

I just congratulated her through facebook.
here she is
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=sent#!/profile.php?id=100001012969556

It was the arrows that caught fire.

Someone put jetfuel in da tank man, no chev accelerates like that..... Ask the ground crew if their missing jet fuel?? My Guess

Man, I HAVE to try this on my motorcycle...

Dear "The good guy",
Such pleasantries must come from a rational and reasonable person. I am simply saying that if you seem so unhappy with our systems, ways, processes and country.. then please do not be a part of it. There are several other places on the globe that you could surely grace with your presence. It is not my place to judge neither you nor our systems, but rather to take part in them.
As for the money you have paid into the government, thank you for your contribution to our social systems and consider it the rent for your residence period. You must have at one point found the opportunities or dreams of the US to be intriguing in some way. I fell for you that you have lost the ability to see that now.
Now as for asking me to come get you… I will make no claims to be a brave person or willing to take part in such juvenile banter. If anyone will be coming to get you hopefully it will be the INS Immigration and Naturalization Service.
Is this not funny how an accident video sparked suck conversations! America truly is Great. In North Korea we would all be executed for posting our opinions in any way!
PS. Take care and good luck with your citizenship processes, here or abroad. I think that Jersey whatever makes a good point but in a very blunt way, but still the common feeling among everyday Americans who take part in the system. Good luck with your citizenship process, here or abroad.

@Bleeds Red White & Blue... I salute you sir or ma'am! You have taken the wind from my sail.
We should hook up at the Dallas airport bar, have a few then rent us a Chevy!
Then we'll show this Latina Diva nincompoop how it's done.
And to those who defend illegal immigration: You should be deported as well.

I agreed with LegallyHere's comment and now I can no longer find it except under another poster's comments. Anyway, here is what I've got to say AGAIN==to the person who commented "poor woman" and to the airborne driver's roomie, I can't feel sorry for this young person or any person who endangers the lives of others by using intoxicants and then operating a piece of machinary that is a potential weapon. AND THE SAD PART IS, THIS PERSON WILL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THE LIVES SHE COULD HAVE DESTORYED, because most people who are habitual users of intoxicants never do--but I do hope it hits her at some point in her life--the sooner the better for all of us!

Watch the video, but while listening to this link...

http://www.wolo-mfg.com/430-stereo.wav

Ya know , I used to live just below the airport . Ive been caught in traffic lines at the plaza , but to destroy a perfectly good car cause ya wanted to be the first in line at Denny's to get a cheap dinner ? Hummmm, what a waste of a perfectly good car, sadd............

Not surprised to see a drunk hillbilly from Texas catching air. If she were at home watching Fox News and eating pork rinds (where she ought to be) the roads would be safer for any north eastern urbanites or maybe Californians that may have been visiting. We elitists (and I include God in this group) would appreciate your cooperation. Yeehaa!

that makes for one good chevy commercial

Next on PEOPLE DO THE DUMBEST THINGS...Hey girl...bet you can jump the toll booth...I'll need a drink first to deal with the deaths afterwords....ok lets go.....

Aww shucks- Cooter kin' fix that one...

Typical Dallas Driver.

Hey people, the picture of the car on fire is A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN THE ONE ON THE VIDEO.

Just FYI. One in video is black.

@NELiberalElitist:

Yup, Yasmine Villasana sounds like your typical redneck name. Yeehaa! Retard.

i always wanted to do that.

Yasmine Villasana if your hot will you marry me, once you get out of jail. that was the most awesome thing ever. what was going through your head at the time, i want inside of you...

NewsDog, there's no such thing as gods.

P says
Yasmine Villasana if your hot will you marry me, once you get out of jail. that was the most awesome thing ever. what was going through your head at the time, i want inside of you...

Boy what a scum you 2 R !

Oaau...

Another candidate for the Darwin Awards. She should go back and do it the right way and we can put her award on the can her ashes are in.
For all you misogynists---look it up dumbasses. (Amazing invention, the dictionary!!!)
In the history of cars, no man has ever crashed due to stupidity or alcohol use?
Women do not hold the monopoly on stupidity!

Chevrolet should use this video in their safety commercials. They might actually start selling some cars.

she wasnt drunk,she ask Chuck Norris to push start the car .And he did...with a roundhouse kick to the bumper.lesson here,dont let Chuck push start your car

this guy who say he spent all 23000 on immigration papers, etc. and his son was diagnosed with cancer 10 days later. what do those things have in common anyway? poor you that spent all that money to come here (and probably planned to use our medical system for free--since he had to have some sort of appointment set up for him to be DIAGNOSED 10 days after ARRIVING here?) like what, it's because you came to America that your son got cancer? You sound like you are blaming everyone here for all your problems. Maybe he got cancer because you hate people.

thats her facebook

Too bad her genes are staying in the pool for now :(

To "Anonymous": who stated (Anonymous says:
this guy who say he spent all 23000 on immigration papers, etc. and his son was diagnosed with cancer 10 days later. what do those things..)
Welcome to the club my friend! The good guy seems to be a stooge from the UK. Read his response to my comments above. They are a true insight to our new guest attitude towards us a host and potential neighbors. Later, "Here n There"

OMG, that's hot! Get it? Because she's on fire. Ha ha ha!

No, but seriously...this article has a lot of sizzle. Ha ha ha!

These images are going to be burned into my brain forever. Ha ha ha!

Okay, I'm done.

I can just hear the guy in the air traffic control tower now, "Too the lady flying the red Chevy Impalla, you were not clear for take off!"

I know Chevy and Dos Eques are going to get a great commercial out of this becuase now she is the most interesting woman in the world! "I don't always fly cars but when I do, I prefer those Chevy's!"

Don't worry! She'll be back out on the street in NO TIME!!! This time in a body shop loaner.

The flux capaciter wouldn't work until she hit 88MPH!!!!! Dr. Brown is so disappointed with her.

Con Sarn it, Boss Hogg's gonna hav Roscoe's Hide for lettin the Dukes git away with this! On the bright side, Cooter can fix that car in two shakes.

i expected this from a toyota or even now a chrysler..but a not a chevy. God bless women drivers!

What a freakin looser! Her tattoos suck too!

OK, obligatory joke at dumbass' expense:
I saw reports that DFW charged her a few hundred bucks for a take-off and landing fee!

Anyways, "Good guy", if you're going to be belligerent, at least make a modicum of sense in your posts. Although I am guessing that you're from the UK, you certainly don't seem to be able to use English as even a 2nd or 3rd language. First of all, there is no "right to freedom". We're not free to do whatever we please. You may have been talking about the freedom of speech, but it's hard to tell with your meaningless idiotic post that only barely resembled English. Also, how's this for you, you either follow the rules and come here legally, or you're committing a crime. It's your choice. Why bother whining about things? If you don't like the rules or if it costs too much to stay here legally, you are free to choose to go home. We're definitely not forcing you to stay here. Most Americans are PRO legal immigration and most Americans are ANTI illegal immigration. Look at a country like Mexico. The government actually encourages its people to come to the US illegally, while also making it even harder for Americans to come there. And personally, I see no problem in passing a law that says that if you immigrate to another country, you are REQUIRED to learn that country's language. We're not preventing you from speaking whatever you want at home and amongst friends, but why should we incur additional expenses to try and communicate with someone that doesn't even care enough to learn our language. Look it up, we're one of the few countries to allow something that ridiculous to happen. Oh, and one last thing to help educate you, referring to a nation of people is not "racist". "Racist" refers to a specific race. A nation of people is considered a "nationality". They are two VERY different terms. But, trying to throw the "nationalistic card" doesn't sounds as good when you're trying to make a ridiculous statement, I suppose.

@ Taylor,

Its not a cobalt, its a fullsize Chevy Impala like what the cops are driving now a days

@ ITSREAL

Your "friend" is a F**king moron...THESE ARE FACTS

...and for the rest of you who think this is funny...well i applaud you for having such interesting and creative humor. Where would the world be without dumb people doing dumb s**t?

Does the friend of a friend of a friend happen to have the clip of the landing?

I am so glad she is ok... and the one gal who said it was her roommate... you are right.. its called Grace.. most people do not understand the power of God's love and grace. I do hope and pray that she did get a huge wake up call and gets help in regards to the drinking. I hope she realizes that God did give her another chance! I hope that you stand by her as a friend and encourage her to make better and right choices. That is what a true and a best friend does.
Now for the rest of you.. the hateful comments truly show whats in the heart. Where is the compassion.. forgiveness...? So sad we live in a world full of people who have such hateful bitter, angry and immature things to say!

God's pretty random with his grace, don'cha think there, CoG?

Oh wow, she survived that?! Thats surprising, and well enough to make a phone call before getting picked up by the police. Amazing!

shit that was a good jump if she landed it and could still move her car she would be out of there

nice

if you think this was a good jump, check this guy out - last year in germany.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEcSDwGLDC4&feature=PlayList&p=9D4CDF3FC842C802&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=16

looks like urls are not accepted, so go to youtube and type in: "Auto fliegt ins Kirchendach!"

My Dad gave me some advice years ago, he said,"son,weather its got tits or tires,they will both require maintanance before your done with em" and sure enough the car and the driver need some attention here!!

Speed control on the AC motor will make or break your application, good luck with it.

idiots like this are the reason i have a job. i dont wish stupidity on anybody but i do appreciate the idiots for Job Security!! haha.. and btw, @ eric: set ur car on fire for me. I'll bet ya 50 bucks it turns black lol

There's no way she "got rear ended" unless it was by someone doing 130.The car continues to accelerate over the barrier.

She's clearly an aspiring stuntwoman with a drinking problem.

sorry mam/sir, but Mr.McClain beat you to that stunt... and you forgot to take down the helicopter.

The Name released for this appears to be MexiCANT. Maybe this was a terrorist attack form the Mexican side of Al Qaida called "El Queso".