Leppert Not Too Worried About Budget Crunch

• "Pauline, Laura told me it was tiny! What do you think ?"

• "Is that a four-leaf clover down there?"

• Gee, you really upped the ante there, cp. Bet you're a hoot in real life.

• I agree with Warden62.... none of these are really all that funny. But I'll throw my hat in the ring: "But, but it just looks so faaaar away from Mama's Daughter's!!!"

• Tommy, can you hear me? Can you feel me near you? Tommy, can you see me? Can I help to cheer you? Ooh, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

• The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever. The Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

• he needs a tailor. The Zulus suggest that we are living on this Earth with a master race of shape shifting lizard people. They have slits for mouths, are tall and thin. That first picture looks like something David Icke would use as proof of his lizard people conspiracy.

• Barney Gumble - GENIUS!!!

• Pauline: A memorial service was held at the Mar Vista Inn today for Jasper Lamar Crabb. He passed away two weeks ago. Tom: Why is that unusual? Pauline: He passed away two weeks ago and one week ago he bought the land. That's unusual.

• "Pauline, so you're saying if we cut firefighters we can keep the tollroad?!?.......let me see if it's ok with Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway first."

• "Pauline, so you're saying if we cut firefighters we can keep the tollroad?!?.......let me see if it's ok with Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway first."

• Nothing like a Caption Contest to bring the most humorless people ever to Unfair Park.

• Medrano: I told them that it's too soon for the Super Bowl. Leppert: Lone Star is more cut out for the Olympics' contract anyway P., they'll tow rings around anyone that'll give us a cut.

• 'oh Tom, has that Schutze boy been picking on you again?'

• See Pauline, I told you we could have a park on the Trinity!

• Yeah, what Suburban Idiot said. Leppert is the King of Non-Core.

• If the tollway is built, we can name it the Medrano Expressway,or the Leppert Loop D'Scoop.If it isn't built we don't have to name it at all. Therefore;no problemo.

• Leppert standing there dejected after having his sexual advances toward Medrano declined because as she said "that damn Sam Merten follows you around too much, he would go public with them when he got those photos"

• I think Enrique is the winner.

• "I think we will have to find what services are not core to what we do." The man has done nothing but focus the city's energies and money on non-core services like hotels and toll roads since he was elected.

• Pauline says gently: "You are going to have to face facts Tom. The Trinity Parkway will never be built." Tom, with a single tear running down his cheek grabs a railing to steady himself, stares blankly at the ground, unable to look Pauline in the eye sighs heavily and says dejectedly "I know Pauly...I've always known."

• It's ok, Tom. Let it all out. I'm sure she'll understand one day.

• It seems in the first photo he is bragging about the Mescal worm he just ate, whereas in the second, he just barfed it up with great heaving shudders, unable to continue further in his macho charade, comforted, inexplicably, by Barney.

• "Do you think they can see my nose growing?"

• "We can't play poker anymore."

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