Do Not Mess With Pete Delkus, Or Else He Will Use Weather to Destroy You

• Have you all seen the St. Delkus group on Facebook? For a good laugh at our beloved weatherman, it's a romp.

• Anybody that doesn't see what Pete Delkus has done to the weather is blind. Don't be foolish, he will forever be linked with fear and the now almost universal self hate by freedom loving peoples of all nations. A heretic and a shoe salesman. I just love him, I can't even see a manger without thinking of him.

• Can we dig up the bones of Harold Taft for the next weather update???

• As a roofer, I hope there is a lot of big hail that delkus brings to the dfw area. Just sayin...

• does anyone else find pete to be the extremely generic, cut-out-of-paper weatherman? its an absolute beating to hear him and gordo man love each other whenever they are both on air. ugh....

• Pete's an empty suit. Steve McCauley - now that's a weather guy!

• Delkus > Hansen

• Everytime I see that Pete Pic, I think of a post-oktoberfest sunday where im visiting the porcelain throne and praying that the next squeeze will be the last... Elsewise, I would like to thank Pete Delkus, The New Weather Jesus of D/FW for his blessing and help in the cancellation of a family reunion I was dreading this weekend. Im also curious if he can bring a tornado or basketball-sized hail around the weekend of may 1st as well, as thats when the SOBs rescheduled the damned thing...

• Do you really love the lamp, Pete, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

• I'm Pete Delkus. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

• Like Glinda, he could probably drop a house on you, too!

• Is it just me or does pete's tweets make other folks dizzy? The left frame has Pete leaning to the right and his icon/profile pic has him leaning to the left! Seen together it makes me feel like one too many green beers (like last night!).

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