Fox News Will Stop Down For Any Police Chase, Even the Really Slow, Long Ones
No Shep Smith to narrate this time 'round, shame, but Fox News was still plenty giddy over the two-hour, at-the-speed-limit chase that started near Sherman and ended close to Corsicana after some dude drove off without paying for gas. We were watching it for a while -- as the procession crawled down N. Central Expressway toward downtown. But as chases go, a bit of a bore. Good news: This clip job's got the final four minutes, when things got ... oh, let's just say it was exciting.