Dallas News Blog

I was at the Fair today and the scene was bizarro. I was unaware the O would be there, but I knew something was up when a helicopter circled over the fair for at least 90 minutes and I heard screams as a mob scene moved toward a western wear store near the Cotton Bowl. Hencem the big brown hat.

"Why is the store cordoned off," I asked a bystander. "It's Oprah and Gayle," she said. "Who's Gayle," I asked. She looked at me like I had a turd on my nose.

Later, I was walking near Big Tex and a whole block was baracaded as O, her entourage, cameras and her min-motorcade was being escorted by police on horseback and followed by crowd of at least 2,000.

Reality check. Has the woman saved humanity and I just don't know it or are we Americans starved for heroes?

You know....she is EVERY woman!

Not everyone can say that.

when Alice Cooper gets here, everybody will forget about Oprah.

How much did we taxpayers pay for this crap?

Look in the mirror buddy. Where have you been?

ROB's Trainer FTW!

Oprah preys on the weak minded women. My kid could not even get near a water shooting game he wanted play, that he actually won at last year (giant Pokemon) because the large hatted one and her minions were amassed around the game. How much money has this cow made from diet book cowriting/hawking? LOOK AT HER HIPS. Women this is like taking conflict resolution classes from Pol Pot. It started raining right after we saw the messiah's mentor. At least God was also pissed off to see her in Texas.

Oprah in a cowboy hat? Where were the fringed chaps and buckskin jacket?

I just want to know if she also developed a drawl and started saying things like, "I reckon I'm fixing to git me some fried butter!"

I was there and it was fun - while she was trying the fried butter I was yelling "Abel!" as everyone else was yelling "Oprah!" OK I got a few strange looks but I like those.

You have to admit that East Dallasite and Wildcat Abel Gonzales, Jr. is a marketing genius and has attracted world-wide attention to our fair.

And Oprah said she liked it better than anything else she tried at the fair.

Hence the huge lines later (in the rain) for fried butter.

As for the cost for Oprah's security, "The Oprah Effect" will more than pay for that. The Fair was packed yesterday despite inclement weather.

Wow Toots how do you get off dropping the "B" word on me? If your an Oprah lover just say so.

Just some helpful hints. Rod.

I'm a dude and therefore don't give a shit about Oprah, but what's up with the hate hard-on for her? She has more money than god and from near as I can tell got that way by her own accord. Yeah, she looks like a retard wearing a cowboy hat, but guess what Dallas, and more broadly texas, is known internationally for? OH YEAH COWBOY HATS AND BOOTS AND JEANS AND BEATING UP QUEERS. Chill the fuck out, people.