So, right. Like I said, Kirk Cameron was in town Sunday, and the Growing Pains star preached to three separate services at First Baptist Dallas -- which, frankly, just sounds exhausting. A video's just been posted from the third service, and as soon as I hit the part about some of the ladies in the audience suffering from "Seaver Fever" at around the 2:20 mark, well, I knew I had to spread The Word.
damn... I missed it. I would have brought a bunch of bananas!!!! *NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!*
Thanks for posting the sermon, Bob.
If you're going to Get Religion, at least go all wacky. Do the Gnostic thing or walk on coals or be like Tom Cruise and absolutely flip your freakin' lid. I mean Christ, what's more boring than a garden-variety Baptist*?
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* I know, I know, a garden-variety Methodist. Don't agree? That's because you probably never noticed they existed.
Cameron is like any other celebrity who gets into their faith, be it Christanity, Judaism, Buddhism, or $cientology, I dont want to hear it. I find it ironic that he's now plying his wares at (boner) tent meetings around the country and direct marketing on TBN. I wonder how he feels about former co-star Leo DiCaprio is making the big money and making a global difference in his endeavors, while he's stuck working the Elmer Gantry circuit and making direct to video-quality films.
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Kirk Cameron had a good message, but he could have left out the Seaver fever stuff.
the trick is sneaking a boner OUT of church. all the bible coverage in the world couldn't help me. stupid sexy jesus
Ahh, I stand corrected...
Kirk actually DOES sneak a Boner into church... (5:27)
Upon me sharing Kirk's Word to a friend, a good observation was made that in all that huffing and puffing about "Sever Fever," <i>Growing Pains</i>, and marriage, there wasn't a SINGLE mention of his best friend Boner...
"...I'm not even surprised by how long the wood lasted..."
Hmm... Does that count?
Ugh, I don't actually want to watch the video, but I'm curious to know what kind of bullshit whateverthefuck "seaver fever" refers to, because it sounds absolutely bananas.
I just watched the whole thing, and I think Mr. Cameron had a lot of good things to say about marriage, faith, and personal growth. A good message.
Did he have a forehead implant?
But you can stop after the 60-second <em>Growing Pains</em> "highlight reel." So worth it.
Ain't no way I'm watchin that freak drone on about jeebus for 50 minutes.