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By Robert Wilonsky in Media, Sports, Stuff and Nonsense

Wed., Sep. 30 2009 @ 8:22AM

PGA Tour

David Feherty

The Match.com profile to which Golf.com links this morning has been removed -- so much for the "goodguy_in_Texas" looking for women 32-42 living within 50 miles of Lewisville, always a plus. Besides, says David Feherty, that's not him, swear -- no matter what the picture with the profile says with a come-hither look. Apparently, his ex-missus asked his current wife what the what, which led to a discussion not discussed in this particular piece. Still, it does lead to this revelation from the Preston Hollow resident:

[Anita, his wife] knew it wasn't me because it says "slender." Actually, I sound like a pretty good catch. I think I'll answer the ad, show up, and date myself. I wonder what it will be like to be with me. What if it really is me? What a Freudian nightmare. But it would never work out. This guy's looking for a woman into barbecues and boating, two things I hate.

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Toots says:

CAUGHT!!!!! Lame ass excuse. His wife should know better.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 9:05AM

Daniel says:

Who in Hell hates barbecues and boating? (Although a lot of people who boat in these parts do tend to be hollering beastfaces on a bender.)

I'll bet he hates the Beatles, too. David Feherty: Failure as husband, failure as Man.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 9:12AM

Anonymous says:

Who the hell is David Feherty?

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 9:30AM

Lakewooder says:

Toots & Daniel, yall still believe in the tooth fairy too?

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 10:02AM

Daniel says:

I believe in magic in a young girl's heart.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 10:03AM

ignoreLander says:

I still laugh at Feherty cutting a muffin during Tiger's shot at the Buick Open. As far as I am concerned the man is a national hero.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 10:30AM

Toots says:

Lakewooder says:
Toots & Daniel, yall still believe in the tooth fairy too?
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Another failed bit. I have no idea how this relates to my post.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 10:33AM

Toots says:

Another failed bit. I have no idea how this relates to my post.
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Well, then, how about this. Perhaps match.com's policy for setting up an account aren't as stringent as one might think and it is actually EASY to fake an identity! Where ELSE could this happen?

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 11:45AM

The real Toots says:

Yeah, I guess you are right. I mean, a guy has NEVER cheated on his wife by going on these match sites.....

lol

Talk about fucking fair tales.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 11:55AM

Daniel says:

He better hope like hell his wife "believes in the tooth fairy."

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 30 2009 @ 4:01PM