Happy 4th From Sam and Jerry

• I missed the joke too but I just can't believe that there is this much outrage. What a bunch of jock-sniffers. Enjoy your Cowboys season tickets.

• I'm so glad I'm not the only one who says the wrong thing or crosses the line without meaning to. If I had written whatever the offensive comment was, I would dwell on it and wince with regret for years. I hope you don't, Sam.

• Jerry thought you were Titans coach Jeff Fisher.

• Jerry doesn't need your pity. He hasn't done anything to harm the reputation of the Cowboys. Jerry's a character and tries his level best to help the Cowboys. We may disagree with his means or moves but you got to say the guy is really trying. I really like the way Jerry is self-deprecating and seems to appreciate that everyone has a role to play, even if they aren't acting parts... Jerry gets it, is making a buck off of delivering fans what they want. You can laugh at him, he's laughing with you, all the way to the Bank.

• WTF? People getting pissy because Sam made a joke about the guy who turned Americas team into Americas Most Wanted? Sorry, Jones deserves all the ridicule he gets, he destroyed the reputation of the Cowboys and fired/ran off/whatever the only coach who knew how to win. Fuck him.

• Got any pictures of you and John Weasel Price? I could roll with that.

• *sigh* Late to the table again. I missed what everybody's goin'on about...

• I once visited the urinals at Mi Cocina with Jerry. He was a pretty nice guy even when I joked about winning playoff games while we were washing our hands. *I obeyed Man Rule #46 - Never have a conversation with another man while using the restroom. Jerry and I also obeyed Mom Rule #2 - Always wash your hands after doing your business.

• I passed the smelling salts around the trailer when I saw the OG post. Defending Jerry Jones from getting made fun of is what America's all about. If Jerry would just hire a bodyguard or two to save me from my drunken rampages he'd be the swellest guy ever. Seriously, I hereby solemnly pledge to projectile vomit should someone capture me in the same frame as Jerry. Meow. Meow.

• Those who can, do. Those who can't bother those who can on a night out and then because they feel completely unworthy to be in the same picture with them, make fun of them on their blog.

• actually, just have ur wife edit the photo so its a picture of jerry. and go do the same with salisbury. 'Arent u Sean S.?' 'Yes, I am! Who are you?' I'm Sam. Can I take a photo with you and then later, behind your cooperative back, make fun of your phamous phenis photos?' seriously, Sam, get back in ur wheelhouse. isn;t there a Dallas County Commissioners Meeting to cover or something?

• The jokes sucked but at least you had the good judgment to pull the comments. Replace it with a "Look who was cool enough to let me take a quick pic." and you'll break even.

• After reconsideration, I�ve removed a joke that was in poor taste. In the holiday spirit, I respectfully ask for a mulligan.

• <em>(the 80's called, it said you are no longer allowed to tuck a T-SHIRT into your jeans)</e> Touch�

• You gotta like the Jerry Jones.

• First, your wife can't even get you both centered in the pic, Second, you write a shitty joke... (the 80's called, it said you are no longer allowed to tuck a T-SHIRT into your jeans)

• Very lame, Sam. I will be the first guy to make fund of The Establishment, but this was really over the line.

• And you couldn't carry Jerry's jockstrap.

• You are a back-stabbing ass wipe.

• Merten, I like your reporting, but this is something a douchebag like Tim Rogers would do*. This merits removal for your own reputation *Only if the victim is new money.

• good on you, son. lotsa guys woulda tried to turn this into a hit-grabbing back-and-forth controversy. Journalism Jesus will someday reward you.

• My apologies for the dickery and uncoolness. And, Tony, you�re right, misspelling Gene�s name was a major gaffe -- it�s now fixed.

• Major problems with you, sir. 1. Most journalists do not solicit 'photo ops' with celebrities. You are a journo, right? 2. of course, if youre a journo, you know that the woman you mention -- one of the most recognizable and most charity-minded active women in Dallas -- isn't named 'Jean Jones.' It's 'Gene.' Of course, she's only been in town for 20 years. 3. Bruce nails it above; it is possible that Jerry disliked the odor coming from your armpits or thinks your beard looks ratty. But I doubt he'll post those opinions on his website. 4. The guy on the right is calling the 66-yr-old guy on the left 'disheveled'? Seriously? 5. Satire is very difficult. The fake quotes are highly confusing and not at all amusing. 6. 'Nobody else noticed Jerry'? Sam, I doubt that. More likely, nobody else was rude enough to flag the man down, hug his shoulder, ask the wife to snap a photo while 'Jean' was kept waiting, and then ran home to a keyboard to make fun of the whole non-newsworthy scene.

• Very uncool (and unfunny)

• Jerry is nice enough to take a picture of you and you make a facelift joke. Not even a clever one. You, sir, are a dick.

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