Alas, Tony and Jess, We'll Always Have Mexico

• I wonder how many bags of Oreos she has eaten since she got the news?

• Alan Peppard? Bring back Marilyn Schwartz! Now there was a woman who could dish!

• OK, thanks for asking. Frankly, I just think this is TRomo's way of taking the heat off MartyB. http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/11950689

• with all this hooraying about the cowboys chances next year, everyone is overlooking the big story here. robert, how are you holding up, buddy? rough news for a monday.

• Open letter to Tony: now that your two main distractions are gone (TO and JS), please, please for the love of Landry get in the front yard and throw the football throught the tires. Put your wanna-be rockstar life on hold for the next 7.5 months and focus on your job (not karaoke singing, not dancing in Hollywood hotspots, but football). Trust me, a Lombardi trophy will get you a serious upgrade in celebrity chicks, just ask Tom Brady. That is all.

• I hear that Russ Martin is looking for a new gf...

• !!!!!!OH GOD this is a national tragedy of 9/11 proportions.!!!!!

• Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year. Bank it.

• Oh, that's where my gun went. Sheesh. And to think, I was worried my 5-year-old might be playing with it again. Out of his cold dead hands and all that. Your heart has to go out to Romo. In the picture, he is clearly a man in the throes of wistful adoration. He's worshipful -- a savage beast gone tender. He's all, <i>Bet every dude here wants to see her nipples, and I actually have.</i>

• Well isn't that just a horse of a different color...

• OH..and BTW.. It was Alan Peppard who first broke the news that Michael Reagan prefers his toast a bit on the burnt side. It is news like this that makes him the right wing christian version of Perez Hilton

• Between this break up, Obama taking all the guns away, a hot headed Latina headed for the Supreme Court, and Bush not being able to half fill a rodeo arean in Hicky Hicksvillem, Oklahnoma.......I am asking myself if life is really worth living. Life is not always Skittles and eye shadow.

• <b>PS:</b> To hell with Peppard. Where the hell are Herschel�s inside scoops?

• <i>Allegedly: Insiders who may or may not be out �or in� according to whoever you ask in or out of the inner circles� suggest in private tweets:</i> That Tony was disheartened that 'Jess wanted to return to school and complete her masters in genetic epidemiology with a minor in nuclear genome physics and thus be a potential no show at Cowboy games when she was away doing her thesis work at Oxford or Cambridge'.

• Good riddance to the succubus!

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