What -- that headline doesn't do anything for you? Well, then. So, fine, Mr. Steve Martin then. Or Strove Mortman to his friends. Anyway, Central Dallas Ministries' honcho Larry James hopes you might want to attend his wingding October 27 at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center. James says more details are forthcoming -- like, oh, how to get tickets. Till then, a sneak peek perhaps? Or not.