"If we only had a convention Center Hotel, I'd have someplace to change."

"And at a quarter till sunset, the Queen of the Dorks led her followers across the street to the Enchanted Walgreens for Twix and Stridex"

the unsuspecting lower Greenville crowd didn't recognise Avi in his Cardinal disguise, and it perfectly concealed his camera and pepper spray.

The smelliest Six People you will EVER meet in your life

Cuts at Booker T. Washington, famous DISD magnet school, force thespians to face a reality previously unknown before high school graduation.

Guess how many of these people are still living with their parents?

Diligently waiting for the Fug Bus

RW, you need to buy more books. The first three replies are all prize-worthy!

The Dallas City Council gets ready to vote on a law that would prohibit kids who are home schooled to mix with those who are washed in the yuck that is public schools.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition..........."

RED, its the New Black

2nd choice

"Observe Mortals,as I attempt to hold back the flood waters by sheer will power....."

"Hey, it's the google earth Truck, Awesome!"

Last one.......

Once again the Mayors wife displayed her uncanny ability to socialize with any demographic.

From Sesame Street....

"One of these things is not like the other... one of these things is not like the other...."

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TETSUOOOO!!!!

This explains it all now. I was on my way through downtown to the No Doubt concert when I suddenly came upon the Sheraton. It looked as though it was invaded by gypsies. But I knew gypsies don't hold conventions. So I was perplexed.

blessed are the geek, for they shall inherit the earth.

"Imperial Guard out of uniform again! Off with their heads!"

El Centro Theatre Department Presents: Angels and Demons!

The city has spared no expense for the hiring of the latest round of experts on the strength of our levies.