A Friend of Unfair Park wants to make sure we know that Ellis Short -- co-founder of Dallas-based Lone Star Funds, and a bigwig at locally based asset management company
Kitano Capital -- is no longer
partial owner of the Premier League's
Sunderland club (otherwise known as The Black Cats). Nope -- as of today,
he owns the whole dang thing. Which means Short now owns a soccer team and
the castle where Madonna got hitched to Guy Ritchie and where Ashley Judd married Dario Franchitti. Tom Hicks, you've been scoreboarded.