Buzzkill: Senate Keeps Burleson Sex-Toy Crusader Off Pardons and Paroles Board

• Yeah, I like the video given here, thanks for sharing.

• Tom, I have a feeling this and his t-bag day comments are the beginning of the end of his rein as Texican Emperor. Like Palpataine being toppled by Luke Skywalker, so shall Kinky(hopefully) do the same to his highness. Steve, ive seen wookie women, and shanda would even be rejected by most buch lesbian of them. Rodians or mon calamari would perhaps embrace her, but never the mighty wookies. Thought, if a Mon Calamari bedded her, I would assume the phrase "Its A Trap" would be mentioned at some point ;)

• Yea this woman is butt ugly for sure, I wonder what Perry owes her that he'd attempt to appoint her to the Pardon and Parole board. She looks like one of those big ugly drag queens from Oaklawn with tons of makeup. You'd have to be pretty drunk to mess with that, yuck!!

• She reminds me of someone's description of Diamanda Galas as "a woman trying to look like a man in drag."

• You humans should be nice! The Wookie standard of beauty is different from those of our world.

• @Anonymous Cracker Daddy is Cracker Daddy - Greatness The Big Guy is The Big Guy - Greatness I'm Lakewooder Aside from the one atop your head, you got a point?

• Can this be the beginning of a statewide rejection of Gov. Goodhair in 2010? If the state senate doesn't trust him anymore, who else does?

• Lakewooder, can't you come up with your own identity instead of trying to be like the Big Guy?

• Shanda (such a white trash name) is the true definition of coyote ugly. Im guessing many men have knawed their own appendage or testicles when waking up at her place the next morning. On her denied appointment by her "friend" Goodhair, it was a personal favor no doubt for her "unwavering" support for his pet projects. Add another reason Kinky Friedman need to be elected in 2010...

• Cracker Daddy STILL would sooooooooooooo NOT fuck Shanda Perkins!

• Anybody hateful enough to prosecute someone for dildo parties doesn't have any business being in charge of life and death situations. Thank God there are at least a handful of humans in the Lege with some common sense. Shanda can go back to handing out flyers for Perry.

• It's 2;30 in the morning, the little stripper that you thought might actually go home with you disappeared with $500 of your cash, you're drunk, you're horny and your friends will never find out......yes you would.

• RoB - it pays $95K per year. They just increased it.

• "Whatever I can do for the state of Texas, I'm certainly willing to do that." Uh, move to another state?

• Christ almighty! That picture scares the crap out of me every time. How about a click it at your own peril type warning? And no toots, I wouldn't.

• Grits referred to the position as a "full-time slot."

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