One Kosher Statistic About Ian Kinsler's Hitting for the Cycle We'd Hate to Pass Over

• hes hott

• I will spend the remainder of the day trying to figure out whether I'm more in love with Wilonsky's original headline idea or The Big Guy's most recent post. Mazel Tov to both of you.

• The Big Guy was in Dallas during the Tea Party this week. The 3 largest conservative networks covering it were all full of Fundamentalist Right Wing anti-constitutional language language. They ran montages of the events, the Texas Gov and Neil Cavuto, over and over again. This goes to prove there is more in common between Middle Age white suburban Fundamentalists and White supremacist fascists. Truth in fact, Middle Age white suburban Fundamentalists are no more worthy or able to pick and choose what parts of the Constitution they want upheld vs. anyone else. But again, that is a theme that, if asserted by anyone else would be termed Un-American.

• I was in North Africa during the Olympics last year. The 3 largest networks were all Arabic language broadcasts. They ran montages of the events, the Moroccan miler and the Syrian Sharpshooter replayed over and over. This goes to prove there is more in common between Jews, Arabs and even Canadians than one might suspect. Truth in fact, Jews are no more God's chosen than anyone else. But again, that is a theme that, if asserted by anyone else would be termed racist.

• too bad Ryan Braun of the Brewers already owns the nickname 'Hebrew Hammer'.

• OY.

• Thanks, Big Guy -- though I almost went with the headline "Jew Could Use Some Baseball." Which I think I like better. No matzo balls on this bar mitzvah boy.

• The Big Guy is honored to be in the story, and The Big Guy gives Robert Wilonsky a virtual "rim shot" for the headline. The Borscht Belt lives on in Dallas

• My next door neighbor Billie, who has early stage Alzheinmer's and watches every Ranger game.... LOVES this guy. She said he's 'got lips that say 'kiss me'. So if I take Billie to Arlington, and a Lucille Ball lookalike climbs the fence and rushes 2nd base, 'twas our Billie.

• Ironic then that he did it on $1 hot dog night!

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