No Need to Secede. Because, See, Texas is Already a Foreign Country.
Alas, The Huffington Post points out that the Obama administration already considers Texas a foreign country -- so, see, no need for all this secession talk after all. More than likely it was a harmless slip, but until this morning, the U.S. Department of State's Web site listed Hillary Clinton's trip to Dallas last month (she was at the Dallas Women's Museum) as a visit to a foreign country, sandwiching Texas between Switzerland and Turkey. No, really. Here's the proof.