Local Lingerie Hopefuls Bring Game, Tight Pants to Dallas Desire Tryouts
| Patrick Michels |
| Patrick Michels |
Please tell me it's tackle football. Please.
Posted On: Friday, Feb. 13 2009 @ 8:48PManother major sports franchise lost - to Grand Prairie? is there no end? what next, the Mavericks at Sachse Municipal Auditorium?
Posted On: Friday, Feb. 13 2009 @ 10:05PMI hear the games will start 15 minutes late and there will two extra time outs for makeup touch ups and girl on girl kissing. The half time break will also be broadcast from a strip club.
Posted On: Saturday, Feb. 14 2009 @ 9:30AMThere are plenty of chubby sorority girls from SMU at Jason's at lunch. They could find a really tough offensive line.
Posted On: Saturday, Feb. 14 2009 @ 3:03PMHey Toots...I bet the QB can throw further than you
Posted On: Saturday, Feb. 14 2009 @ 7:33PMMaybe so, but she could probably piss further than you.
Posted On: Saturday, Feb. 14 2009 @ 7:41PMDamn, bro, that is some hot chick ass I like to pounce on. Smokin/Strokin/Chokin
Posted On: Sunday, Feb. 15 2009 @ 10:44AMThis is literally the greatest invention in the history of mankind.
Posted On: Monday, Feb. 16 2009 @ 10:26AMGetting closer to Ancient Rome every day....
Posted On: Monday, Feb. 16 2009 @ 1:36PM