Pssssst, Wanna Buy a Downtown Basement Lounge? Only Half a Mil.
So, what do you need to know to make an informed purchase? Well: It's 4,100 square feet, and "the owner is a newly married, motivated seller, that will provide the liquor license, training as well as lights, sound, glamourous Egyptiian-themed decor and 15 month lease." After that, you're on your own -- and rent's $5,000-plus a month. Still, "Tommy Lee has spun at Thoth," notes the classified, and the 50-foot-long bar would make a nice addition to any living room. --Robert Wilonsky