Speaking of Bush and Bye-Byes ...

Categories: Politics

This brief from The Onion this morning, which more or less reads like the Newsweek piece referenced below. --Robert Wilonsky

WASHINGTON -- In a press conference held this morning on the White House lawn, President Bush formally asked the assembled press corps and members of his own administration if, in light of today's election, he could stop being the president now. "So it's over, right? Can I stop being president now?" Bush said after striding to the podium in a Texas Rangers cap and flannel shirt, carrying a fully packed suitcase. "Let's just say I'm done as of now. Presidency over."

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