Scenes from the Protest

• John M....are you stalking me?

• The Homosexual Agenda 8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are. 8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming. 8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again. 8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath. 8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen. 8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be. 8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean. 8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos. 9:35 a.m. Stroll into office. 9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him." 10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall). 10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade. 11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe. 12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless. 12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch. 1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the ma�e d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30. 2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL. 3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell. 4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it. 4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty. 6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec. 6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe. 7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!" 7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping. 8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper. 10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are. 12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

• Neat, I made it into one of the photos. "The Gay War Has Begun! We won't have the Radical Gay Agenda!" Radical gay agenda? I guess we have one in the sense that there was a radical black agenda and a radical female agenda when they were fighting for equal rights.

• if all heterosexuals were like rich sheridan there would be a gay war. it sounds like he's the most unstable person that has posted on this subject. as for the gay agenda that i've heard so much about for years....i finally got on the right mailing list or something because recently i finally received my copy of it. let me quote an excerpt from paragraph 2: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. i feel sorry for you rich. it's unfortunate that your love of god has left little room to love those he created.

• WTF Rich Sheridan... someone needs to get laid... (by a male or female, what ever works...) God bless us, everyone.

• - Our Nation's divorce rate is about 50% *********** Yeah, and I blame it all on gay marriage. The divorce rate was at least 75% before they started letting gays marry. They're bringing down our average!

• In the gay war - would the gays use firearms or dress to kill?

• The Gay War Has Begun! We won't have the Radical Gay Agenda! God bless Dr. Robert Jeffress and Dallas' First Baptist Church! First it was the reaction to the Nov. 4 California Prop 8 referendum which defined marriage as a relationship between a man and a woman. Then, yesterday in Dallas, a brave Pastor of the 10,000 member First Baptist church gave a sermon saying that "Gay is Not O.K." http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/religion/stories/DN-gayprotest_10met.ART0.State.Edition1.4a4500c.html There were about 100 demonstrators outside with signs saying, "I'm Gay, and It's OK", "Christ Taught Love Not Hate." Since when is the truth hate? Is it the truth that one can die of disease if one is engaged in the Gay lifestyle? We must confront the Gay Agenda before it gets totally out of control, and becomes a plague on America. The gay lifestyle is just one of a few major signs that America is going the way of Ancient Rome. Our National sexual dysfunction, sexual debauchery is a combination of the Gay lifestyle, and the debauched, porno-ed, viagra-ed, divorced heterosexual communities. - There are about 4 to 6 million gay people, or between 2 and 3 percent of the U.S. adult population is gay. - More than 50% of Gay men use drugs during gay intercourse - Pornography is a $13 billion industry in the U.S. - 40 million men men engage in pornography - 37 % of all births in the U.S. are out of wedlock - Our Nation's divorce rate is about 50% Those who want to be Gay, go right ahead and suffer the consequences. Those who want to be debauched heterosexuals, go ahead, and suffer the consequences, but KEEP OUR CHILDREN OUT OF IT!!! Before our Nation is totally destroyed, we must remove from the public venue all sexual stimuli, whether Gay or Straight. This includes all media, TV, movies, and print. Why the growth of venereal disease, the spread of AIDS/HIV, the spread of sexual activity to 10 and 8 year old, skyrocketing underaged births? Because we are a SEXUALLY SICK NATION!!! Sex has always been man's greatest weakness, and a major tool used by the Satanic forces amongst us.

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