Jonas Brothers Predict Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day Victory!

Gather the kiddies 'round the warm glow of the computer monitor: The Jonas Brothers were on CNN this morning! And they were sitting on the field at Texas Stadium, where, tomorrow, they'll perform during halftime of Cowboys-Seahawks to kick off the Salvation Army's Red Kettle Christmas charity campaign. Incidentally, this is how the great Charles Pierce describes tomorrow's game for Daily Beast this a.m.: "Seattle brings its orthopedically-challenged passing game to Dallas so Terrell Owens can ruin everyone's appetite for dessert," heh. --Robert Wilonsky