At SMU, Apparently, Sarah Shahi Was "Walking Blue Balls"

The September issue of Esquire -- due on stands shortly with, I believe, that flashing "E Ink" cover -- profiles a "Woman We Love" with distinctly local ties: Euless-born, SMU-educated Sarah Shahi. And from the sound of the piece, which isn't yet online, Joel Stein's very, very much smitten with the star of NBC's Life, who does nothing to dissuade him from writing the ex-Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader a soft-core mash note:

She's really close with her mom, who -- even for child-beauty-pageant-obsessed Texas (yes, she entered Shahi in those, too) -- seemed to have unorthodox child-rearing principles. "When I was in seventh grade, I was already a C cup," Shahi says. (By tenth grade, by the way, she was a double D, though she's in much better shape now and back to a C. My journalistic skills were particularly sharp during this part of the interview.) When Shahi was in junior high, her mom, insisting she take pride in her body, would make her wear half shirts. "She wouldn't even buy me a bra, because she thought it would hinder my growth. I was like walking blue balls, because I had to dress sexy, but I couldn't date." This is how you wind up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader during your first year at SMU.
In case you were wondering. --Robert Wilonsky


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zonerguard-game
zonerguard-game

I love it! It's like a "Thank You" from food stamp recipients to the tax payers. Keep em coming!

philboyds
philboyds

Isn't she just lovely with her potty mouth and complete lack of class? A picture is clearly all that is needed of her. If anything.

Vostrav
Vostrav

Her mom wouldn't let her wear a bra and made her wear half shirts... She also stated on Extra that she filmed a love scene for network television completely nude, even though they won't show that much skin on network tv.

Can you say insipid c@cktease? How stupid does she think men are?

wrw22
wrw22

So many of the world's problems would go away if hot chicks just had sex with as many people as possible.

FirthofClive
FirthofClive

Couldn't agree more .Incidently -you wouldn't happen to have a couple of aspirins ,or  an  ice pack to spare ,would you ?

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