Unfair Park's Hero of the Week

By Robert Wilonsky Wed., Jul. 9 2008 at 2:45 PM

To the genius who created this Amazon wish list for Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, I salute you. (But you left off one essential item.) I also have my new band name: "Black Hole Education Society for John Wiley Price." Here's our set list.--Robert Wilonsky

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Maybe should they start giving Wunderlich tests to those voted into office. Then they can start deciding what they can and cannot decide the best for this town. I.e. who do you think "F"ed up Dallas getting Jerry-world!!
Brilliant.
wifebeeter, is that why he never uses parking spaces and just parks his car(s) in front of county buildings? I thought he just couldn't manage getting his car(s) in between the white lines in those little spaces.
The comments on the wish list had me LOLing!
that list might be the most awesome-est thing i've ever seen...ever.
Cibo Matto covered Blackhole Sun? I think we all know what <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAh1sMtObfg">that calls for.</a>
Although... when I originally saw the pic the other day I didn't realize they were leopard print. Just looked like dozens of little poo-drips.
Dude, sweet underpants.
When JWP assaults someone, it is because they started it. He can stop traffic anywhere and any time. He can destroy anyone's property he chooses. He is the most above-the-law man in the world.
It seems there actually is another use for the term outside of the traditional scientific meaning. It's used creatively in titling certain adult films. I could link to some but they are WAY not safe for work...or anywhere outside of JWP's home movie collection. My favorite title is "White Poles Filling Black Holes". I think it's about Stephen Hawking although I guess I'd forgotten he was Polish...
Wouldn't a Pink Hole wish list just bring up a bunch of porn?
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=wbnavss?url=index%3Dblended&field-keywords=sinkhole&Go.x=0&Go.y=0">Let's not forget this.</a>
i am going to wait 'til i get home from work to search for things to put on a "pink hole" wish list
I remember seeing JWP and his 'warriors' walk around Parkland with signs reading 'No Justice No Peas'. Once again Dallas is the laughing stock on the Internet and talk radio. Someone, who was really a leader, fifty years ago said that he wished people were judged on the content of their character. Well, JWP, just flunked.