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So That's Why They Call You Big Tex

Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 12:34:19 PM
Allison V. Smith

Big Tex got fitted for his new Dickies today at Fair Park, and we sent the great Allison V. Smith to shoot the wardrobe change. Her suggestion for a cutline: "I have a crush on Big Tex." Yours? More to come shortly in aSlide show! --Robert Wilonsky

20 Comments:

Tim W. says:

What a waist.

Danno says:

I need to loose about two feet around my waste before I can fit into my Dickies

Lakewooder says:

1. "I can't quit you, man"

2. "you had me at howdy"

The Big Guy says:

"I'm a top, not a bottom, you bitch!" - Jack Jett

ApinbackFan says:

Big Tex's Big Beautiful Dickies.

miss thang says:

Is that a corn dog in your pocket....

Jack Jett says:

I'd fuck him. Just because I like fucking stars. Once he got a tase of my Fletchers, he'd never be the same again.

Here is what I imagine Tex to look like
in just his whities.

http://bp0.blogger.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/SH-h6MXP-0I/AAAAAAAADv4/9qllT17kgsw/s1600-h/ColeBriefs.JPG

Mike says:

The birth of Little Tex?

ChrisU says:

Judge Foster gets caught in the zipper again

Tim W. says:

Fatal accident at Beltline. News at 10.

I swear I won this buckle at a rodeo.

The Big Guy says:

So, JJ, what you are saying is

Once you've gone corny, you'll always be horny?

ellum08 says:

Jack, nice link.

Big Guy, best one so far.

Spectator says:

"Hey, when you said I would be crushed under the weight of a massive edifice symbolizing the personification of a corrupt, misogynistic oligarchy, I thought you were speaking metaphorically."

David Brauss says:

Allison has an amazing demeanor and it shows in her photography. I aspire to be her lover, best friend, and "man" in the next life; and she has one more go-around before her final ascension at most. Hung out in Marfa for Chinati with a gf of hers and I'll never forget Mr.[Jungle Juice] Jug, he was popular with every1. I recall describing Al to her gf as divine, like a gift from God, maybe that's partly why I screwed that up too. Just one thing Al, stop all the dog pictures, a few are fine but you are raising the bar too high on pet photography!

MP says:

No, no, no....we said new DickIES! PLURAL.

Davie Dave says:

The fairy tale is over, my dreams are crushed... you mean he isn't real and he isn't talking directly to me when I go to the fair?

Great, next thing you know yu are going to tell me Santa Claus is a fake too.

The Big Guy says:

Dear DD,

Santa Claus is real.

However,
Big Bob (boom boom) Wilonsky is a Nexus-6 replicant

Interactive Male says:

Another perfect match from Interactive Male.

monkey god says:

Are they going to change his name to Caesar Chavez ?

Gabe says:

Don't forget to cup the...oh never mind.

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