So That's Why They Call You Big Tex

• Don't forget to cup the...oh never mind.

• Are they going to change his name to Caesar Chavez ?

• Another perfect match from Interactive Male.

• Dear DD, Santa Claus is real. However, Big Bob (boom boom) Wilonsky is a Nexus-6 replicant

• The fairy tale is over, my dreams are crushed... you mean he isn't real and he isn't talking directly to me when I go to the fair? Great, next thing you know yu are going to tell me Santa Claus is a fake too.

• No, no, no....we said new DickIES! PLURAL.

• Allison has an amazing demeanor and it shows in her photography. I aspire to be her lover, best friend, and "man" in the next life; and she has one more go-around before her final ascension at most. Hung out in Marfa for Chinati with a gf of hers and I'll never forget Mr.[Jungle Juice] Jug, he was popular with every1. I recall describing Al to her gf as divine, like a gift from God, maybe that's partly why I screwed that up too. Just one thing Al, stop all the dog pictures, a few are fine but you are raising the bar too high on pet photography!

• "Hey, when you said I would be crushed under the weight of a massive edifice symbolizing the personification of a corrupt, misogynistic oligarchy, I thought you were speaking metaphorically."

• Jack, nice link. Big Guy, best one so far.

• So, JJ, what you are saying is Once you've gone corny, you'll always be horny?

• Fatal accident at Beltline. News at 10. I swear I won this buckle at a rodeo.

• Judge Foster gets caught in the zipper again

• The birth of Little Tex?

• I'd fuck him. Just because I like fucking stars. Once he got a tase of my Fletchers, he'd never be the same again. Here is what I imagine Tex to look like in just his whities. http://bp0.blogger.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/SH-h6MXP-0I/AAAAAAAADv4/9qllT17kgsw/s1600-h/ColeBriefs.JPG

• Is that a corn dog in your pocket....

• Big Tex's Big Beautiful Dickies.

• "I'm a top, not a bottom, you bitch!" - Jack Jett

• 1. "I can't quit you, man" 2. "you had me at howdy"

• I need to loose about two feet around my waste before I can fit into my Dickies

• What a waist.

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