Big Tex got fitted for his new Dickies today at Fair Park, and we sent the great Allison V. Smith to shoot the wardrobe change. Her suggestion for a cutline: "I have a crush on Big Tex." Yours? More to come shortly in aSlide show! --Robert Wilonsky
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I need to loose about two feet around my waste before I can fit into my Dickies
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 12:57PM1. "I can't quit you, man"
2. "you had me at howdy"
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 12:58PM"I'm a top, not a bottom, you bitch!" - Jack Jett
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 1:05PMI'd fuck him. Just because I like fucking stars. Once he got a tase of my Fletchers, he'd never be the same again.
Here is what I imagine Tex to look like
in just his whities.
http://bp0.blogger.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/SH-h6MXP-0I/AAAAAAAADv4/9qllT17kgsw/s1600-h/ColeBriefs.JPG
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 1:27PMFatal accident at Beltline. News at 10.
I swear I won this buckle at a rodeo.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 1:36PMSo, JJ, what you are saying is
Once you've gone corny, you'll always be horny?
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 1:38PM"Hey, when you said I would be crushed under the weight of a massive edifice symbolizing the personification of a corrupt, misogynistic oligarchy, I thought you were speaking metaphorically."
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 2:38PMAllison has an amazing demeanor and it shows in her photography. I aspire to be her lover, best friend, and "man" in the next life; and she has one more go-around before her final ascension at most. Hung out in Marfa for Chinati with a gf of hers and I'll never forget Mr.[Jungle Juice] Jug, he was popular with every1. I recall describing Al to her gf as divine, like a gift from God, maybe that's partly why I screwed that up too. Just one thing Al, stop all the dog pictures, a few are fine but you are raising the bar too high on pet photography!
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 2:44PMThe fairy tale is over, my dreams are crushed... you mean he isn't real and he isn't talking directly to me when I go to the fair?
Great, next thing you know yu are going to tell me Santa Claus is a fake too.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 3:07PMDear DD,
Santa Claus is real.
However,
Big Bob (boom boom) Wilonsky is a Nexus-6 replicant
Another perfect match from Interactive Male.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 18 2008 @ 4:52PMAre they going to change his name to Caesar Chavez ?
Posted On: Saturday, Jul. 19 2008 @ 4:36PM
