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More Fun, As Ken Mayfield Suggests John Wiley Price Consult a Shrink

Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 01:45:56 PM
Ken Mayfield, who doesn't have a calendar. Shame.

Dallas County Commissioner Ken Mayfield called this morning -- one guess why. As he was out of pocket yesterday, Mayfield didn't get the chance to respond to commissioner John Wiley Price's comments to Unfair Park in which he branded Mayfield a "racist [who] doesn't know it." This particular brouhaha, of course, began on Monday, when Mayfield referred to the county's central collections agency for traffic tickets as a "black hole," a term to which both Price and Judge Thomas Jones took great offense. Mayfield, who this afternoon is headed to the National Association of Counties conference in Kansas City, responds at great length after the jump. --Robert Wilonsky

So, what's your take on what happened on Monday?

We were discussing the central collections unit, which wasn't doing a very good job. Some justices of the peace have worked for years to get things back to them, but things keep getting lost. And after I heard that, I said that the central collections agency is a black hole where things are being sent and not returned. Not a black hole, but a black hole. And then Price, as Price is wont to do, got upset. My take was that it was tongue-in-cheek. But if he's serious, then he has some problems. Not that he doesn't already have problems, but more than I thought.

He said, "Why don't we call it a white hole?" And then I said, "Or a pink hole." And Judge Jones, I know he's serious. He said, "I think the commissioner owes us an apology for making a racial insensitive remark." And I said, "Are you nuts? Don't you know what a black hole is?" Anyone who had a problem with what I said needs to go see a psychiatrist. They have some mental problems"

Yesterday, he told us you're a racist, even if you don't know it.

[Laughs] He's the biggest racist there is. And obviously he doesn't know it.

How have we gotten to the point where something as benign as the phrase "black hole" has become some kind of a flashpoint?

I don't have any idea. As I said, John and Judge Jones need to check in with a psychiatrist. But our relationship is the same it has been from day one.

Which is?

I don't know. Rocky, I guess.

Detrimentally so?

Not to me. If it is to him, I don't know. To the taxpayers? I don't think so. --Robert Wilonsky

22 Comments:

Mike says:

I quit humanity.

Justin says:

Why should Ken Mayfield apologize just because John Wiley Price and Judge Jones don't appear to have even a rudimentary level of scientific knowledge? They should be the ones apologizing.

Heyzues Kristo says:

I wish both of these idiots could be swallowed up by a pink hole.

Matt K. says:

The black holes are at city hall. The white holes are in the Ghostbar bathroom. The pink holes are on Harry Hines.

Sonsoul Mazzerine says:

Please, God, let these idiots die in a horrible fire. Amen.

Black Hole Education Society for John Wiley Price says:

You can help John Wiley Price, you know:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/O343ISANAMHG

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, no matter what kind of hole it gets sucked into

Am I missing something, or is the Dallas County Commissioners Court the only one in Texas with all these problems???

Lakewooder says:

Hey JWP, ever heard the old saying "pot calling the kettle black"? Look it up, asshole.

Amy says:

Next year I hope the County Commissioners will follow the City Council's lead and take the month of July off...and August too, if possible. Some of these people have been out in the sun too long.

knottygirl says:

Again, I ask: Where is my popcorn??? This is some great stuff.

Tim Covington says:

Hey, while they are taking July and August off, why don't they also take the months of January, February, March, April, May, June, September, October, November, and Decmeber off.

Nathan says:

I think that this story has run it's course.

Dr. D says:

Well, Nathan, not only do I think this story still has legs, but I, as a former competitive speller, find your obviously intentional misspelling of the word "its" unnecessary and inflammatory. I demand an apology immediately, to me and my geek kind.

A grammar hole?

School person says:

Jones used the same comments for years when he was on the DISD school board. He obviously doesn't understand the use of the term "black hole."

Nat X says:

JWP is on a crusade to rid the Commissioners Court of White-out. You know, that tricky substance that's used to only obliterate black letters.

Anonymous says:

from what i hear, JWP has plenty of experience with black holes...

Bubba says:

I have to admit I'm with Commissioner Mayfield on this one. JWP has some REAL issues to work through.

Becca says:

Wahoo! JWP made the drudgereport! God bless our commisioners!

GuiltyBystander says:

What will JWP say if the county budget winds up on the plus side of the ledger? That the budget is in the "African American"?

Agnes999 says:
nuddy says:

Black people don't own the word Black anymore than White people own the word White. But John Wiley needs to understand that Black vs. White is a concept that is as old as time itself. Night vs. Day, Darkness vs. Light, Goodness vs. Evil. These are metaphors and imagery that have nothing to do with race whatsoever.

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