Is The Answer "Jesus"?
Courtesy this KTVT-Channel 11 story, I just spent the last 20 minutes on Dallas-based Verona Marble Company Inc.'s Web site looking for a slab of granite upon which some dude in West Texas insists he has spotted the Jesus. Found it. --Robert Wilonsky
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Who's the hairy guy in his underwear in the upper right?
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 4:51PM20 minutes Wilonsky!?!? Did you ride the short, yellow bus to journalism school?
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 4:54PMFirst of all, yes. Second of all, there's a shit-ton of inventory to go through to find the right shade of granite upon which the Jesus has shown his blessed mug. And those 20 minutes were not in a row. I'm trying to get the right ice cube-to-bourbon ratio under control, and it's not easy with Schutze wandering in the office every 20 minutes wondering when I'm gonna post his DART item. And I'm Jewish, besides -- I have no idea what the Jesus looks like.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:00PMI dunno, looks a lot like a big flat rock to me.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:03PMThe way the "arms" look extended makes me think it's Jason Terry.
It definitely isn't this guy, who is the only Jesus I know...and nobody fucks with him.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:12PMTo me, it kinda looks like Jesus' swinging a sword, with the decapitated head of a deer/goat flying through the air in a moment caught just after the decisive blow! Awesome, and not exactly the meek persona I was expecting from Jesus...decidedly more lion than lamb. My guess is that PapaG got tired of all the Chuck Norris flimflam and decided to send a warning of just what kinda "fist" he's packing under his beard...sorta like saying "oh yeah, Chuck, if you're so cool, how do you like the taste of white hot, messianic steel!" Or it could be a rock with some stains on it...there are just so many ways of interpreting it...
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:19PMYep, there he be.....Jeebus the man.
If you look to his right, you can see Bible Girl bending down doing something to his crotch and washing his knees.
What does it all mean?
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:26PMJust being an asshole doesn't make you funny, Jack.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:37PMThat's Simon Peter, for Christs sake. Get it right.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:40PMWho's being an asshole Matt?
I see it Jack, I BELIEVE IT... Hallelujah!!! ;)
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 5:54PMMatt...please tell me what I can do to be more like you.
Are you Mr. Bible Girl? Did that offend you that your lady might be messing around with the J dude?
Seriously, I don't think it is her. I think it only looks like here.
Asshole, scrotum, vagina and testicles are my favorite words.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 6:24PMI am so going to hell for this, but I see exactly what Jack Jett sees. And I'm a regular church-goer who would much rather not see such images. It just jumps out at you.
Posted On: Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 7:24PMHaha! Jesus ran outta gas!!
BTW- Jack Jett's comments= HI-larious!!!!
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 12:26AMI don't know if it's Jesus, but I know that piece of rock can't be more than 6,000 years old.
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 7:56AMI SEE IT! Jesus built my hotrod and now He has come back to pump my Gas.
I can hear the description on HDTV "Well, we figure with the Stainless appliances and the Jesus Granite Countertops we should get 120% return on our investment."
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 8:03AMThat's not Jesus, it's Tarzan. Look at the bottom left. You can see the outline of Cheetah's back with his arms in the air. Ungawa!
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 8:59AMI see J.C. but why is he wearing the WWF championship belt?
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 9:28AMBig woo. The stone below it on that page has Optimus Prime!
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 10:10AMPersonally, I see a despondent Pac-Man ghost coming over a hill.
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 11:24AMMore impressive is the one below it featuring Shaq taking it downtown
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 3:28PMMore impressive is the one below it featuring Shaq taking it downtown
Posted On: Friday, Jun. 27 2008 @ 3:37PMwith all the crap been spread on the net about granite, it is time that he showed up with his sword to defend his gift to man.
That is a crazy image and would make a great show piece in any home.
Posted On: Saturday, Jun. 28 2008 @ 3:59AMI believe ther is a Rodeo Clown over Jesus' right shoulder on the left side of picture. Considering this marble place is near Mesquite, this could just be a portrait of Kieth Urban "gettin' some" at the Mesquite Rodeo.
Posted On: Saturday, Jun. 28 2008 @ 1:04PM
