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Naughty Dallas, Indeed

Tue May 13, 2008 at 04:11:46 PM

Figured I might as well show rather than tell. If only because whoever made up the forwardDallas! Code Amendments: Form District Zoning -- New Zoning Districts to Encourage Transit Oriented Development doc for the council's Transportation and Environment Committee has quite the randy sense of humor. Though, as our sage art director, Alexander Flores, points out, "I figure they're correct ... desired character would possess multiple entrances." Hello! Is it recess yet? --Robert Wilonsky

Category: Stuff and Nonsense

6 Comments:

Warhol Reject says:

"sage art director" eh? Sounds more like his predecessor Simmons left some life lessons behind - yowza...

Posted at: May 13, 2008 4:23 PM

South Sider says:

Gee--I thought the joke was outdoor dining.

Posted at: May 13, 2008 4:41 PM

chasqui says:

oh, grow up!

Posted at: May 13, 2008 7:42 PM

Ryly says:

Or perhaps the joke is "Street trees" - crepe myrtles and ornamental pears never grow that big - at least, they get mowed down before they ever grow that big. And where are the grackles?

Posted at: May 14, 2008 9:52 AM

brett says:

There's a couple things missing from that rendering:
1) A Valet stand
2) A row of leased 3-series BMWs

Posted at: May 14, 2008 10:37 AM

CowtownEnvy says:

Hey, isn't that a picture of downtown Fort Worth?

Posted at: May 14, 2008 1:57 PM