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The guy actually thinks that his store in North Carolina is the center of the white universe. It think it might be the asshole, but not the center.

Well, one of the six flags, is the C.S.A. flag.

It's probably Sharon Boyd's grandson.

hey rbt & jimmy (my gods)

so where is this guys "D" spot

make sure the "D" spot chods(not sure if that is the correct spelling- no one here at work has ever heard it uttered)

pjw

Which is a worse ad for Dallas - this or Find Your D Spot?

i just received a copy of the legal documents claiming nicholas chappell can operate his store in that location for the rest of his life.

on the back of a carl's jr. receipt it reads:

"i may legully run my store here in this here building forevs and evs so long as i am legully alive. if for some reason i get on one of them life supporters and people start talkin weather i am alive for reals inside my brain and such, my cuzin ricky gets to take over if he is not too busy with his band and doin fishin turnaments on the weekends. double bakup is my other cuzin skeeter who is in the same band but hunts more than he fishes cuz he likes shootin stuff mostly.

yours truely,

sticky nicky

ps--since i used my cursiff on the signin part that means this is legully real. told ya skeeter."

Glenn, when can you start? Because that was geeeeenius.

Hey BaconButt............oh ........fuck it. I don't want to hurt your feelings and Glenn got the job. Fuck you Robert if you can't see MY genius.

I'm glad these people like wearing these shirts...makes it easier to figure out who to aim for.

unlike sticky nicky, i prefer my important documents to be legally binding. email me a contract and i will take a look (jimmy@vollmerpr.com).

Glenn,

I would like to take a few moments away from my work at the women's shelter to express my disappointment in your recent post.

First, I would like to begin by saying that South Carolina actually has no Carl Jr's. I would also like to let you know that I am a store manager and that David Kennedy actually owns this store. If you read the article linked on this site you would have known that.

Your assertion that living in South Carolina and working for this store is a indicator that I am uneducated and simple minded is helping to perpetuate another prejudice view point. I know Robert offered you a job, but from your post it seems like your views would fit in perfectly at this store.

- Nicholas T. Chappell

Don't come in here trying to learn us anything. We're happy with our stereotypes here in Dallas, Nicholas. It's easy. There are only 6 types of people in the US -- southern fried hicks, damn yankees, Californians, gullible Midwesterners, Texans, and gays. From your last post, I'd guess you're gay because it seems like you got something stuck in your ass.