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Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 04:04:51 PM

After the jump, an e-mail from Sergeant Walter Clifton of the DPD's Central Patrol Division concerning a rash of car break-ins 'round the Lower Greenville area -- and, hey, just in time for the St. Patrick's Day Parade this weekend. Though, spoiler alert, this opening paragraph may provide some clues as to what's leading to all that broken glass:

Almost without exception the owners of these vehicles are leaving expensive tools and equipment inside the cars and possibly in plain view. Some have left checkbooks, tool boxes and even laptops inside their cars.
Which leads us to such phrases as "shopping spree" and "candy store." And helpful tips: "Park in the garage if possible." --Robert Wilonsky

Greetings All,

Just a note to all concerning the Burglaries of Vehicles taking place in our area. Almost without exception the owners of these vehicles are leaving expensive tools and equipment inside the cars and possibly in plain view. Some have left checkbooks, tool boxes and even laptops inside their cars.

This has become a shopping spree of sorts for the criminals because some of the residents have opened a candy store for them.

Please urge them not to leave any property in their vehicles including the charge cords that are left hanging out of the 12 volt outlets, don't leave suction cup mounts on the windshields for radar detectors or gps devices. Take everything out or either hide it in the trunk. Park in the garage if possible. Avoid parking on the street if you can. If you park in the driveway, park as far into the drive as you can.

We have officers that work diligently to find and arrest these offenders, but unfortunately as soon as they get one group off the street another appears. If we work to take away the candy store we will have far fewer offenses and far less loss of property. Once the criminals discover there is little to gain in these neighborhoods and the chances they take for arrest, they will go somewhere else.

Thanks,

Sergeant Walter Clifton
Central Patrol Division
Dallas Police Department

13 Comments:

dave Little says:

i'm sorry, officer, but you're asking people to use common sense. can't you simply employ a stakeout team for every house?

chad says:

yeah if people would just smarten up then BMV's would be a thing of the past.

Take absolutely everything of value, including change in the cup holders, out of your car. If there's nothing to steal then nothing will get stolen.

The Real Chad, with a capital C says:

Why don't we hire Laura Miller to get on this case. If she is in charge of saving Lower Greenville's crime problem I can guarantee crime will decrease. It would decrease cause everyone would move out of the area, businesses would close, and last I checked ghost's cant steal (ghost town, no?).

OK I got nothing, Laura Millers sucks balls.

Balls

Matt K says:

My house in the M Streets was broken into last week and my laptop was stolen. I guess I should have left it in the car.

Dallasite says:

Except the car...

JB says:

I suppose that should include police issued assault rifles as well.

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/15507364/detail.html

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dave Little says:

chad, i think you're on to something. nice job, mcgruff.

IttyBittyWussy says:

Paging Jody Dean, the cops need you to chew their ass again.

Toots says:

My Hispanic neighbors never call the cops for anything. Its a combination of the language barrier, imigration and distrust of the police.

Chris Chris says:

Braw, I'm so lucky my condo has a gated garage. If I had to park on the street, I'd have to pull in my laptop, iPhone, radar detector, iPod, chargers, blackberry, CD case, "frosted tips" dye, and all my stripped shirts from the cleaners. I'd have to make like two trips to my beemer braw!

knottygirl says:

Everyone should do what I do. I leave enough of Knottybaby's "art" projects in the car, along with half-eaten lollipops, loose raisins, goldfish crackers, Happy Meal toys, spilled milk stains, etc., no self-respecting crook would want to soil his/her hands. Heck, I don't wanna soil my own hands, which is why I let the junk pile up until there's barely room for us to get in the car. Then I shovel it all out, hose the seats and baby seat down, and we start the process all over again. No break-ins as of yet. The art projects, raisins, etc. are all still there.

scott says:

Hmmmm, I have never seen so many police on the streets, I actually got pulled over for no mud flaps on my truck. Seriously. We have Constables on traffic duty. I thought the Constables were supposed to do the county's work, enforce warrants and other county court support. But I guess they can suck more blood from speed traps.

With the red light cameras and all the other changes you'd think that the police could do things like protect our property. But they probably feel tougher and safer leaching off generally law abiding citizens rather than watching criminal elements.

Avi, of course with rising deductables fewer and fewer police reports are being filed. Why would one wait and wait to meet a cop to give you a police report that will be given the same priority as Lebowski's auto-theft.

"Your laptop, oh yeah, we have guys working around the clock on it, we have our best men onthe case... HA HA HA HA."

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