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Robert, can I just show up at Urban Market or do I need to check with Willis Johnson first?

That was indeed a question we had for Leppert. But a pound of sirloin's on the house if you ask it first.

Might want to ask Carol Reed first

i bet it gets pretty ugly. i plan on attending now.

would rather pound nails into my head

rusty ones at that

OK, I'll ask the question. Throw in dessert and I'll repeat Navin Johnson's dad's advice to Willis Johnson - "Don't trust whitey, Lord loves a workin' man, and see a doctor and get rid of it."

Deal?

Those desiring to attend should obtain credentials from the following individuals:

1) Black/african american residents and contractors - Mr. Willis Johnson;

2) Hispanic-surnamed residents and contractors - Ms. Adelfa Callejo or Ms. Brenda Reyes;

3) Caucasian residents and contractors - Ms. Carol Reed.

That is all.

Awww, I have to go through Carol Reed?!? What about my Chamber of Commerce Membership Card? Does that pull any favors in this town anymore? And to think, I voted "No", or was it "Yes"? Aw hell!

Before applying for credentials, it is recommended that all applicants read "My Life, Under the Table" by Sandra Crenshaw.

you guys are fantastic =)

I wish I could make it, simply to watch the inevitible (hopeful) nitty gritty, but unfortinuately i'll still be stuck here at work =(

Nathan that is the best POST i have seen in a long long time

OMG i laughed so hard i scared the dogs.

pjw

So RW, are we going to get any sort of report on how this went? Did the villagers come at Mayor Tom with pitchforks and torches (he said hopefully)?